CAPTAIN SKYWARP HYPERGAY!

Egads! This cannot be! Here you were thinking you were about to get some sagely advice from a wise old man, but instead you're face to face with the most flamboyant terrorist the planet has ever seen. Why is he hiding out in the woods near Camp Chopleton? Well think about it, would you expect to see a guy like this hanging out in the woods near a camp? Probably not, thus, it's the perfect hideout for Captain Skywarp Hypergay. Well it was until you had to go and rip off his mask.  Now he's flaming pissed off since you've blown his cover.

"OH NO YOU DI-UNT!" he shouts at you. "YOU DONE BLOWN MY COVAH AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE SSSSUPER SKYWARP SHAZAMABLAMA!"

You try to explain yourself, but Hypergay and his flashy self doesn't even let you get a word out. "LISTEN HERE, WE IS GONNA GET IT ON. YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S RIGHT, WE'S GONNA GET IT AWWWWWWNNN."

And with that, he raises his fists... er... claws into the air and prepares for battle. Godspeed young warrior, you're gonna need a lot of luck to beat this highly deadly, highly ssssexy killer.

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