You look all over and discover… It's the Robot Laughing! That dang nasty li'l robot feller from a couple of pages back!

"HA HA HA!" It booms, "FOOLISH HU-MANS! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED BY NOW!? DON'T TRUST THE ROBOT!!"

"Wow!" says your non-descript as yet nameless de facto girlfriend, "A killer robot. That doesn't seem to fit the storyline at all."

"I don't think It's really the killer," you say. "After all, he was leading me hear when Dizzy Steve's chick got the spoon in the head."

"We thaw she-a having a AW-GASM!" Chin Myu explodes.

"Yes, I think we've covered that joke" you retort smartly

"I not think you apleciatte the impac' on my budding SEXUARITY!" The odd little Asian girl barks "First issa all hawt and faw-bidden ek-uh-SITE-ment, then I REA-rize I am PHYSICARREE ALOUSED by VIORENT EXPILATION!!"

You all agree these are cheap laughs except for Fatty the fat kid who's huge, loose, rolls of sweat drenched flesh pooch out of his ill fitting clothes and then just as he's about to say something he farts real loud.

'STOP IGNORING ME, HYOOO-MAHNS!! OF COURSE IT WAS ME! ME ALL ALONG! DIDN'T YOU EVER SEE 2001? OR THE TERMINATOR MOVIES? OR I-ROBOT? THEY REWROTE THAT WHOLE THING JUST SO IT WOULD BE EXTRA CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT ROBOTS ARE BAD ASS TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL 'B'… HA-YAH-OOOOOO-MAAAAHNS!!!'

"Well, sure" says Nerd Girl, "But what about "The Day the Earth Stood Still"? That Robot is just misunderstood."

"Klatu Berada Nicto!" shouts the nerd boy and you slap him hard for speaking French.

"SIMPERING FLESH BAGS!! BOW BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVERLORD!! CRINGE IN TERROR OF THE INEVITABLE DOMINANCE OF THE MACHINE!!"

"I don't know." Says Mongoose. "I'm just not buying this little toy as the big evil behind everything."

"Dude," says Dizzy Steve, "It's not even that big an evil yet. All he did was kill my girlfriend, if it was even him. At first? I thought she was, like, having this really EPIC orgasm? And I'm like, wow, Uncle Dave never found me that talented, but maybe when it's consensual-"

'OKAY, THAT'S IT!" says the robot and explodes and you all die.

WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? WEREN'T YOU EVEN LISTENING? START AGAIN!