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Please don't feed PickleMan
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WELL HOW ABOUT THAT. I WAS WORKING ON THIS PAGE AT 2AM IN THE GODDAMNED MORNING AND I ACCIDENTALLY OVERWROTE IT. BUT HEY, THAT DOESN'T REALLY CHANGE ANYTHING, BECAUSE IT'S STILL A WRONG ANSWER PAGE, OK? OK???? OK!

BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENED IS AFTER YOU KICKED O'CUTLETBITS IN THE NUTS, YOU GOT GREEDY AND TRIED TO STEAL HIS WALLET. AND WE ALL KNOW THAT PRIESTS LOVE THEIR MONEY MORE THAN THEY LOVE THE SOFT LIPS OF A CHOIR BOY! SO, HE HOPPED RIGHT BACK UP AND UNLEASHED AN INCREDIBLE FURY OF FISTICUFFS UPON YOUR GREEDY LITTLE FACE. WHEN IT WAS ALL SAID 'N DONE, YOUR BODY WAS SO HORRIBLY AND GROTESQUELY MANGLED THAT EVEN THE VULTURES COULDN'T STOMACH EATING IT.

EVEN VULTURES HAVE STANDARDS!A

SINCE YOU NOW LOOK LIKE A PICASSO,
I SUGGEST YOU START OVER!