
Who, everything is
starting to get all wiggly. You must be having a flashback! Well, your
best bet would be to go along with it. Right now, it may very well be
your best shot at solving the mystery.
You're at the dentist's office. You're really nervous, as this is your
first visit, and all the kids at school warned you about the horrible
dentist (that is, when they weren't busy calling you a greasy fathead).
Still, your mom is with you, and she assures you that everything will be
just fine. After about a half hour of waiting, the nurses calls your
name, and you try to tell your mom that it's time to go, but she's too
preoccupied with making eyes at that very same secretary. You hop off
your chair and head back there by yourself. The rest is kind of blurry,
but you do remember that your first checkup went by without a hitch, and
you realized that you had nothing to fear from your dentist, Dr.
O'Cutleybits.
Of course! That's where you've seen this collared jackpipe before: he
used to be your dentist. "The jig is up," you tell him, "I'm going to
expose you for the dentist you are!" Your statement doesn't have quite
the impact you were hoping for, but it does draw a response from the
Doctor/Father: "I knew you'd cause me trouble someday. Dentists have
that power, you know. That's why I took certain… precautions. Do you
remember how things went on your first checkup? Well, it turns out that
one of your molars needed to be filled. WITH EXPLOSIVES!!!"
That's complete bunk, you think to yourself. Before you can articulate
your disbelief, however, the time bomb O'Cutleybits placed in your molar
explodes. Your last thoughts are of his incredible timing.

FORGET ABOUT PLAQUE BUILDUP, JUST HEAD BACK TO THE BEGINNING!
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