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Choose Your Own Adventure: I-MOCKERY STYLE!


Who, everything is starting to get all wiggly. You must be having a flashback! Well, your best bet would be to go along with it. Right now, it may very well be your best shot at solving the mystery.

You're at the dentist's office. You're really nervous, as this is your first visit, and all the kids at school warned you about the horrible dentist (that is, when they weren't busy calling you a greasy fathead). Still, your mom is with you, and she assures you that everything will be just fine. After about a half hour of waiting, the nurses calls your name, and you try to tell your mom that it's time to go, but she's too preoccupied with making eyes at that very same secretary. You hop off your chair and head back there by yourself. The rest is kind of blurry, but you do remember that your first checkup went by without a hitch, and you realized that you had nothing to fear from your dentist, Dr. O'Cutleybits.

Of course! That's where you've seen this collared jackpipe before: he used to be your dentist. "The jig is up," you tell him, "I'm going to expose you for the dentist you are!" Your statement doesn't have quite the impact you were hoping for, but it does draw a response from the Doctor/Father: "I knew you'd cause me trouble someday. Dentists have that power, you know. That's why I took certain… precautions. Do you remember how things went on your first checkup? Well, it turns out that one of your molars needed to be filled. WITH EXPLOSIVES!!!"

That's complete bunk, you think to yourself. Before you can articulate your disbelief, however, the time bomb O'Cutleybits placed in your molar explodes. Your last thoughts are of his incredible timing.

timebomb - Boomba!  Ahahahaa!

FORGET ABOUT PLAQUE BUILDUP,
JUST HEAD BACK TO THE BEGINNING!