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Say! Everything’s gone all sepia tone! Which is odd because all the people seem to be wearing early sixties type garb. This is the center of camp, there’s the main house...
...but there’s only one boys bunk building instead of tree! And where’s the arts and crafts building, and the hut where the Philately club meets to masturbate? Why, this must be the past! And that must be the camp’s original owner, Olaf Weinbergerstein! And he’s saying the camp used to be the site of an estate where a notorious series of child murders took place and it turned out the railroad baron...
...that owned the place was a Satanist! And that his estate had been built on the site of an Indian burial mound and that the last surviving Indian stood near some pollution while a single tear ran down his face...
...and put a curse on the Railroad Baron! And that the Indian Burial ground was built on the site of a UFO crash...
...and the remains of the artificial intelligence that ran the ship grafted Alien DNA onto the Indians! And that the UFO crashed on the very spot where cave people worshipped the Protean God SHULAMITH with HUMAN SACRIFICES!
And that the Alter they offered up their sacrifices upon stands on the VERY SPOT where Gay Dinosaurs performed unspeakably promiscuous queer acts upon each other in a GIANT GAY DINOSAUR BATH HOUSE!!!
Then you realize you’re not having a flashback sequence, you’re having a stroke. |
