Maybe you can still be the hero. What would the hero do? Take charge, that's what! You position yourself in between Mongoose and Tough Chick, partially because that's where the hero's supposed to stand, partially because with your Normal Girl gone astray, you think you might still have a shot with Tough Chick.

"You got another gun in those pants?" you ask her suavely, and she tosses you a good old Dirty Harry revolver.

"Guns are dangerous!!" shrieks Nerd Girl while running around aimlessly. "Statistics show that AAAAGH" and she runs face-first into the killer's power drill, providing much-needed comic relief.

"NEEEEAAAAOOOOOOWWWW!!!" cries Francis. "MY SOULMATE!! I SHALL AVENGE YOU!" and he drops a lurid wink at Tough Chick.

Meanwhile, Chin Myu and the quirky Asian Girl are running in circles shouting such phonetic nonsense that you swear they're doing it on purpose. And oh shit, here comes camp counselor Dick Boddy to see what all the commotion's about. You're starting to wonder when TV's Treat Williams is going to show up, when surprise surprise, he fucking does.

Holy moly, this is a mess. Everyone's running around, Mongoose and Tough Chick spread out to cover your flanks or something, and somewhere amidst the pandemonium is the killer, carrying a sack of throwing axes. You'd better hone your hunting skills, or you're going to end up plugging all your friends and make Big Beard Yellow Eyes's work a whole lot easier. And take care not to get yourself hit either.

Diggity. Let's lock and load.

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