You stare down at the eyeball awash in droplets of human blood and stop for a moment to consider what you're seeing. This is highly unusual, you think, because eyeballs aren't generally found outside of people's heads, and they certainly don't belong in urinals to be pee peed on. Why, that's just unsanitary! After carefully considering all that you've visually absorbed, you decide there's really only one course of action at this point.

You emit a high-pitched shriek at ear-shattering volume while your fingers clamp down so tightly onto your wiener that you actually manage to rip it clean off. Yes, that's right. No, that wasn't a typo. HOLY SHIT! YOU RIPPED IT CLEAN OFF? What kind of superhuman strength are you possessed of? Nevermind! That question can be answered later. For now you're far too busy screaming and running from the bathroom, blood gushing from your crotch like a geyser.

A couple of camp counselors quickly intercept you and take you to the camp nurse, who even more quickly decides that you've not only gone insane, but your penis is probably missing. It's only a matter of hours before you're transferred to a ill-equipped, state-funded looney bin, where you fill a cell between a spitting image for Hannibal Lecter and someone you're pretty sure is a Batman villain. You spend your days playing chess with yourself and screaming "THE EYEBALL MAKES
THE PENIS GO AWAY!"

Meanwhile, back at the camp, Counselor Dimpleton really has to take a leak. He wanders into the bathroom, walks up to the urinal and notices something like blood dripping from the ceiling. He looks down and sees not only an eyeball, but a... well, you know what. If it's any comfort, he went even more insane than you did and managed to rip off both buttocks before they hauled him away.

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