You quickly reveal to
the entire world the one thing that is on your mind 24/7: feces.
I mean really, what in the good god of fuck were you thinking? Now
nobody will come within 20 feet of you. Your family has disowned you,
your friends have abandoned you... fact is, the only human contact you
have anymore is from the few people out there who still think "Mr. Hanky
the Christmas Poo" is actually funny.
But at least you can
blackmail Pat Sajak still right? Wrong. Nobody on earth would believe a
fecal freak like you, McDung, so you can just forget about that idea. In
fact, Pat is so insanely pissed off at you that he just hired a hitman
to take you out in the worst possible way.
And what better way to
take out a fecal freak than to let him drown in his obsession? The
hitman brings you to a nearby farm and tosses you into a huge manure
pit. As liquid manure fills your lungs, you finally start to realize
that you probably should've gone with a different answer on the Wheel of
Fortune.
