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SELECT YOUR DESTINY BOOK 6 - PARADISE NIGHTMARE!

Is that something dead in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh wait, I get it... it's that time of year when we all celebrate the finest things life has to offer such as: murder, death, blood, gore, digested brains and candy. Yes indeed, Halloween is here to make life more interesting once again! Last year, myself and the other I-Mockery staff members brought you another Halloween "Select Your Destiny" story, "Horror Camp Hell!" It was yet another huge collaborative stream-of-conscious story project that ended with great results. And as always, hopefully this year's story will be just as entertaining if not more so!

For those of you who are unacquainted with these stories, allow me to give you a quick refresher on how these "Select Your Destiny" things work. YOU get to determine what happens to your character in the story. So if you chose to have your character "vomit on Lou Ferrigno & make fun of his mom" and it ends up killing you, it's your own damned fault. If you haven't already read them, you might also want to check out some of our previous Halloween "Select Your Destiny" stories from yesteryear:

This year, we've returned with a story so horrific... so intense... so brutally brutalicious that you'll start to bleed uncontrollably just by reading it. And the weird thing? You'll LIKE it. We're going to terrify you with words so badly that you'll stab out your eyes and never learn to read brail out of sheer terror that you might come upon another mind-altering story like this. All this mental anguish is just around the corner. So are you ready kids? Ready to make your life more torturous than it already is? Well then, I guess it's time to dive into our latest "Select Your Destiny" Halloween masterpiece...

Paradise Nightmare! Click to begin the story!

"PARADISE NIGHTMARE!"

CLICK HERE TO START YOUR JOURNEY!

 


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