You're so excited by
the prospect of sitting between John Lithgow and William Shatner (even
if it is kind of creepy that he's black-and-white, like that girl from
"The Ring" who crawled out of the TV and killed everyone, though you
don't suspect Captain Kirk would kill anybody but when you stop to think
about it there's some money in a movie about Captain Kirk climbing out
of the television and having sex with hot alien babes but then you
remember that they already did that episode in Season Two, which is sort
of what you realize about all of your brilliant ideas) that you barely
even notice Retarded Mickey clinging to the wing and howling like an
insane Swede, which is kind of appropriate when you stop to think about
it.
But you do notice him, because that's the choice you clicked.
He's wrapped tightly around the wing like he's giving it a big hug as
the plane starts to taxi down the runway, and he scoots toward the
window as quickly as he can, howling "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" to John
Lithgow at the top of his lungs. Fortunately, Lithgow doesn't seem to
notice because Mickey is your friend, and boy, wouldn't you be
embarrassed if your old pal Mickey created a scene in front of your two
new celebrity buds, which you're certain they would become, if only
there wasn't an insane and hairy Swede pressing his face against the
window, just trying to embarrass you.
No sooner do you finish
that thought when Shatner's head snaps around to look directly into
Mickey's eyes and you shrink in your seat as you think, "Oh no! Somehow
he knows Mickey is my friend and he's going to hate me forever!"
But no! That's not what happens at all! Shatner stretches his hand out
towards Mickey and starts a stirring speech in Esperanto! You have no
idea what he's saying, but it sounds more heartfelt and sincere than
anything you've ever heard! Next thing you know, he "beams" out onto the
wing and grabs Mickey by the hands, staring soulfully into his eyes and
singing to him in Esperanto. You stare in wide-eyed shock as the two of
them then soar off into the clouds together, hand in hand, while Lithgow
just sits there, calmly reading "Foot Fetish Monthly".
And then, because this
is a wrong answer page, when you get to Paradise Island, you decide to
turn around and go home.
