"I was sent by the
gods, that we may mate and have strong warrior children together!"
you exclaim with a thundering voice that would even impress Thor. Wonder
Woman blushes and looks towards the ground, doing anything to not make
eye contact. Awww, underneath that tough exterior, she's just a cuddly
widdle wady wooking for wub! And you're just the stallion she needs to
show her what true love is really like.
You pick up her
quivering body as the sun reflects the glistening dew on your chest,
just like on those romance novel covers. At first she plays hard to get,
but with one deep stare into your lustful eyes, her heart (and body) now
belong to you. She begs you to do with her what you will... and oh... oh
the things you WILL do to her!
You carry her off to a
nearby cave and have your way with her for a fortnight and she's still
begging for more of your manlove. No, not because you haven't pleasured
her yet, but because you're really just that good! Any woman
would die for just a few minutes with a tasty manwich such as yourself,
let alone two weeks!
In reality you were
unconscious for a fortnight because the second you mentioned the words,
"that we may mate..." Wonder Woman beat the ever living hell out of you.
But hey, at least you had a nice dream while you were out.
Unfortunately, the nightmare that now awaits you will likely make you
forget about that dream. The sadistic torture scenarios she's been
dreaming up for the past two weeks simply can't be put into words. Oh
yeah, you'll be forgetting about that nice dream awfully fast. After
all, dead people don't remember jack shit.
