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SELECT YOUR DESTINY BOOK #7 - ALIEN INVASION!


"I'm sorry, what did you say?" the Mayor asks with a dead calm, turning slowly to stare at you, his piercing gaze focused through the monocle like a ray of direct sunlight, and you, my friend, are the ant, being fried to a crisp, or at the very least being given skin cancer under his scrutinizing stare.

"Well, all I said was that Boggle was a far superior game to Monopoly," you reply, beads of sweat forming on your brow.

"I thought that's what you said." Mayor Monocle gestured to two police officers who had been quietly working their way behind you. "Then I'm afraid you're under arrest. You see, these are tumultuous times, and if you're not with us, you're against us, I'm afraid. Take him to jail, don't take him past GO and for God's sake, do NOT give him $200!"

Ok, but isn't the dragging him by his feet a bit much?

And just like that, you're carted off to prison. Not exactly a just punishment, but what in the hell did you THINK was gonna happen?

PASS GO AND START OVER, BUT THIS TIME YOU
CAN'T BE THE RACECAR. OR THE THIMBLE.


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