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Who the hell is knocking on my coffin, can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep in here!? Oh it's you. Lemme guess, you want me to tell you another spooky story. Well, I suppose a story is in order... after all, Halloween has arrived once again to terrify and titillate your sweet fangs... er... teeth! Last year, myself and the other I-Mockery staff members brought you another Halloween "Select Your Destiny" story, "Paradise Nightmare!" Once again, we hope that this year's story will surpass it both in terms of entertainment and uh... madness. Yep, MADNESS! Mind-crushing, throat-stomping, spleen-squashing MADNESS!

For those of you who are unacquainted with these stories, allow me to give you a quick refresher on how these "Select Your Destiny" things work. YOU get to determine what happens to your character in the story. So if you chose to have your character "cockpunch Hulk Hogan" and it ends up killing you, it's your own damned fault. If you haven't already read them, you might also want to check out some of our previous Halloween "Select Your Destiny" stories from yesteryear.

This year, we've returned with a story so ungodly... so demonic... so goretastically grotesque that you'll vomit up the remains of your grandma that you ate for dinner last night just by reading it. You'll soon be wandering the streets as a brainwashed, helpless freak, mumbling incoherent babblings about "that story you read online" while parents point at you and tell their kids, "This is what happens when you read I-Mockery." A total mindrape and much more awaits you on the following pages, and yet here you are, still reading instead of making a run for the hills like any logical person would do. So you think you're a tough guy eh? Well then Mister Tough Guy, I guess it's time to dive into our 2006 "Select Your Destiny" Halloween masterpiece...

Alien Invasion! Click to begin the story!




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