You immediately regret
your attempt to flush the Aliens out of the cornfield, because, and keep
with me here, what if there are ALIENS IN THE CORNFIELD?!
Thinking quickly, you become completely unglued, just like Carrie when
all the pigs blood got dumped on her right after she found out she only
got asked to the prom to win a bet, except without any telekinetic mojo
powers at all. You rush madly through the corn, shrieking and flailing.
In your panic you soon have no idea which way you are going and you're
making sounds like a turkey being sodomized by drunken Shriners. Trust
me, that's what it sounds like, I'm a Shriner. Suddenly in a flash of
incredible pain, everything goes dark!
Your trembling hands reach toward your eyes and encounter... CORN!
Wet, sticky, corn!! Oh, God, Oh, Christ, you've blinded yourself... with
CORN!!! JUST LIKE IN LAST YEARS ADVENTURE!!
