Mr. Wizard
taught you everything you know about science when you were a kid, so it
only seems natural that you would go to him for answers now.
Unfortunately, pretty much all Mr. Wizard taught you was how to put
sugar cubes into whatever you were trying to "test", but surely that was
just for the kids, right? I mean, the guy himself has got to know more
about science than that.
You walk up to his door and ring the bell, and a moment later the man
you recognize from all those Nickelodeon reruns appears in the doorway,
albeit a few decades older. He smiles warmly and greets you with a
friendly "What can I do for you today?"
You explain the situation to him and he takes you back to his lab. "Well
now, let's see here," he says, studying the test tube of blood carefully
through his safety goggles. "Have you tried putting a sugar cube in it?"
he asks. You reply in the affirmative, causing him to rub his chin and
make a "hrmmmm" noise as he studies the test tube further. "Well, there
is ONE other test I could try," he says, walking back to a supply closet
and picking up a small case. He opens the case, pours some liquid from a
small vial into the test tube and starts to shake it vigorously.
Just then you look over at the case and see the words "NITRO GLYCERIN",
"DANGER", and "VOLATILE CHEMICALS" on the side. And then you explode.