Packing? Really? Is this how you want to start off your big adventure? You stand to possibly cash in on your Great Uncle Caleb VanPeskyparts' will, but no... you want to pack. Why not do some other chores while you're at it. Dust off your old mahogany cabinets. Give the windows a good scrubbin' with some Windex. Take the car in for a tune-up. Run the laundry. Pay all the bills. Do the dishes. Mow the lawn. Visit the dentist for a cleaning. Visit the doctor for a physical. Do some grocery shopping. Wash the dog. Take out the trash. Scrape the barnacles off the bottom of the boat. Take the kids to their soccer game. Write an angry letter to the producers of the Teletubbies because you swear you saw one of them expose their genitals in a recent episode. Build a house out of Lincoln Logs by cutting down 200 redwood trees with a hacksaw. Punch the pope in the face because you believe him to be a Sith in disguise. Go to Blockbuster with a stack of DVDs in your hand and cry about how you couldn't figure out how to rewind them and beg the pimple-faced cashier not to charge you rewinding fees for each of them. Attend a ride-along with your local police to get a better idea of what their daily lives are like, but bring your own paintball gun so you can participate in some of the action. And so on, and so forth...

MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE DONE DOING ALL THOSE CHORES YOU'LL
ACTUALLY BE READY TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS STORY AND START OVER!!!