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SELECT YOUR DESTINY BOOK #9 - HAUNTED MANSION MADNESS!

Oh, sweet Jesus Toast, is that Wolverine?!

Who wants a hug???

That's it, that is IT! Somebody is going to have to give that little Canadian Mutant a talking to, and it looks like it's going to have to be you.

"Ok 'Logan', ok, look, there is just no need for you to be here. Once upon a time you were my favorite character, but I was twelve then and pretty lonely and you only showed up once a month and you were frequently well written. But nowadays, I can't hardly spit without it landing on Wolverine! You're in all eleventy billion X-books and we're supposed to just swallow that, like you're Wolverine and friggin' Jamie Maddox The Multiple Man as well, you're in the friggin' Avengers for Christ's sake, cause apparently being on every friggin' X-team wasn't enough for you, every time any marvel superhero gets to the end of the book there you are lurking in the shadows of a splash panel and it's supposed to be a friggin' surprise, and the movies and the upcoming solo movie, and the toys and the candy and the friggin Wolverine moist towletttes, I mean excuse the frig out of me, do you not know how to say 'No?' Do you not get tired of being spread thinner than the friggin' cream cheese on a friggin' Dunkin' Donuts bagel?! All that's not enough, now you gotta worm your way into the annual I-Mockery Halloween 'Select Your Dest'-"

START AND YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE BY THEN HE'S KILLED YOU, BECAUSE WHAT ARE YOU, A MORON, MOUTHING OFF TO WOLVERINE THAT WAY EVEN IF HE IS OVERUSED? THE MAN'S A FRIGGIN' KILLING MACHINE, HE'S THE best there is oh god I'm boring myself, I mean, Jesus Toast, Wolverine, seriously,
START AGAIN DEAD GUY!

Reader Comments

Baron Von Snugglemittens
Oct 30th, 2009, 07:06 PM
yes! I've missed these! great stuff!
With More Yes Than Ever
Oct 30th, 2009, 07:06 PM
I was hoping that we would be blessed with such awesomeness!
Kat Kat is offline
Breathes Comics
Oct 30th, 2009, 09:36 PM
If I sleep in the nude, why am I wearing the same clothes I "rolled out of bed with in the morning"?
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 30th, 2009, 09:37 PM
"Doctor says he's got the diabetes, says that makes him hyperglycemic. Know what that is? Means he's got to get a lot of sugar in him all the time, or he'll get all listless and moody!"
One of the best Destiny Books so far.
Kat Kat is offline
Breathes Comics
Oct 30th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Of course there's also the issue of why I have toiletries when I didn't pack.

I'm still loving this. It doesn't need to make sense.
The Claw of Justice
Oct 30th, 2009, 11:28 PM
Just finished it...I haven't laughed this hard in a looooong time. Great work, guys!

Now I feel bad about my meat lips.
Funky Dynamite
Oct 30th, 2009, 11:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kat View Post
If I sleep in the nude, why am I wearing the same clothes I "rolled out of bed with in the morning"?
Two words: birthday suit.

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Of course there's also the issue of why I have toiletries when I didn't pack.
Hammerspace
Member OfThe Pigmask Army
Oct 31st, 2009, 12:37 AM
Wait a second, when you go back to your room after killing that monster, is that ghost from the "A Christmas Carol" movie starring Albert Finney as Scrooge called "Scrooge"?
I think it was a musical. My family watches it every year.
"GET OVER HERE, YOU WEIRD LITTLE MAN!"
I hate this hacker crap!
Oct 31st, 2009, 01:26 AM
Haven't had time to get through my entire adventure yet, but it is amazing. Great job guys.
Space Cowboy
Oct 31st, 2009, 08:47 AM
I would like to propose that the sentence "He flails wildly about as you punch him in the hump." is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Kudos to you guys.
King of the Monsters
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:14 AM
what? no choice that ends with you getting your nuts destroyed??? :P

kidding aside, awesome work.
Almighty Samfucius
Nov 2nd, 2009, 12:56 AM
I really hate to be a wet blanket, but as an actual type 1 diabetic, I'd just like to point out that too much insulin is the cause of a diabetic seizure, not at all the solution. The solution to hypoglycemia (what causes a seizure) is more sugar, and the way to deal with a seizure in progress is to give the person a glucagon shot, which is quite distinctive from an insulin shot.
The Goddamned Batman
Nov 2nd, 2009, 07:45 PM
You know that this story is supposed to be funny, full of teh jokes, and in no way educational or based on true events, right?
Funky Dynamite
Nov 3rd, 2009, 04:47 PM
I was just glad I could spell "diabetes" correctly after years of hearing those commercials with Wilford Brimley.
Forum Virgin
Nov 8th, 2009, 01:45 PM
so, is there a good ending? I think I went through all the choices and never saw one that I would think of as a happy ending for player.

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