As we walked down the street
near the military men who were telling us to
leave the area immediately, they didn't seem to be very concerned about
the one
zombie who was enjoying a
mouthful of this poor girl's guts in the back of a van.
We decided to start things
off right with the most anticipated maze of the night: Freddy's Nightmare!
Right off the bat, you're tossed into a blacklight room as
Freddy taunts you and a nun wanders aimlessly about.
Nice graffiti!
A classic moment from A
Nightmare on Elm Street 3:
"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"
This nun was assisting some
of the mental patients, but I don't think she
realized that they were already dead. Then again, I think she was dead
too.
The security guard at the
clearly had the asylum clearly had things under control.
"You can check in, but
you can't check out!"
To help recreate the feeling
of being carried around in the Roach Motel from
Elm Street 4, they had Freddy peering in at us the whole time.
Mmmm... roach guts!
Freddy apparently mistook
this fat guy for a Tauntaun.
Body bags hung from the
ceilings and it was a lot of fun pushing
them aside into the other maze dwellers that night!
Freddy also had some crazy
neon green razor gloves that looked great in the dark!
A real Freddy actor hid in
this corridor, pretending to be one of the nun statues.
It was hard to see him in the dark and he was making quite a few people
scream.
The souls of the children
Freddy claimed were trying to claw
their way through some of the walls.
My favorite glove was easily
Freddy's electrified one which created some
great strobe effects and frying sounds whenever he attacked his victim.
After exiting the maze, most
people thought they were safe from any further
scares, but Garbage Can Man would then jump out and scare the crap out of
even the toughest guys there much to everybody else's amusement.
Hulk Smaaaaaaaaash!
This is something that ALL
theme parks should do: provide a single board
that tells you how long the wait for all of the rides/mazes currently are.
The "Friday The 13th:
Camp Blood" maze was looking like
it would be a murderific time from the outside alone.
Also, if you're allergic to vicious stab wounds at the hands of a
homicidal maniac,
you probably shouldn't enter the Friday the 13th: Camp Blood maze.
