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The 2008 Eyegore Awards Ceremonies and Halloween Horror Nights
by: -RoG-

...CONTINUED


One of the new additions to Freddy's maze this year was a hilarious hallway filled with
lockers which opened up at random and, for some reason, made a lot of people scream.


Here's lookin' at you Fred!


Freddy turned this girl into a roach, and I just felt bad for her. Roach girl looks so depressed.


It's a boooooooooooooy!


How come you can't find strollers like this at Babies 'R' Us?


Now here was a nice surprise...


...the giant Freddy snake from Elm Street 3!


This was the new maze attraction this year which, for some inexplicable reason, they decided to shoehorn characters
from the recent horror movie "The Strangers" into the maze. Seriously, there is no reason they needed to be in there.


One of the better parts from the maze was big toymaker's room which included a cabinet filled with Chucky dolls.


Next up was the Friday the 13th "Camp Blood" maze which started off by exposing the dangers of archery.
Are they perhaps hinting that Jason will kill people with a bow & arrow in the upcoming '09?


You FAIL at woodshop.


People just can't get enough of those Craftmatic adjustable beds!


Jason has officially killed everybody, so now he's resorted to killing mannequins. It's a sad thing to witness...


...but not nearly as sad as catching him in the act of carjacking.


Howdy Stranger.


Back outside, another one o' Freddy's girls draws the guys in and slices 'em apart before taking their wallets.


Looks like somebody's illiterate.


The old house from Psychois always a welcome sight during Halloween Horror Nights.


Grandma Freddy always gets stuck watching the kids...


Krueger will forever be the long arm of the law at Universal Studios.


What can I say, I just liked this photo a lot.


And so our night was about to come to an end as we headed back towards the Frankenstein parking lot...


...but WAIT! We had one last show to catch: Bill & Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure!
And oh what a show it was as you're about to see:

*** CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO ***

If that isn't the scariest thing you'll see this Halloween season, I honestly don't know what is.

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The 2007 Eyegore Awards Ceremonies And Halloween Horror Nights

Reader Comments

That damn kid
Oct 14th, 2008, 06:42 AM
Man, I wish I got to go to pwnage places like you, RoG. Looked fun, and thanks for sharing the pictures.

PS"Freddy turned this girl was turned into a roach" lol wut
Ringmonster
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:41 AM
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
I hate this hacker crap!
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:45 AM
Freddy's girls were impressive. Wonder if that neck cutting was part of the contract?

Great gallery! Reminds me of stuff I never get to see.
Amicable Herculean
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:55 AM
that was cool,and I also wish I could've gone.
hanging out
Oct 14th, 2008, 10:31 AM
there was a panda in the thriller dance. I obviously missed something.
Forum Virgin
Oct 14th, 2008, 12:26 PM
Great Pics! Damn I wish there was stuff like this remotly near where I live. Also, I would pay really good money to see a Bill and Ted movie where Harrison Ford beats Keuanu Reeves while yelling "Nazi"
Full of Country Goodness
Oct 14th, 2008, 02:38 PM
The greatest part of the Bill & Ted's disaster was when Harrison Ford apologized for hitting Ted: Sorry, Chewie. My eyes ain't what they used to be.

Take that aging Hollywood celebrities!
40 pound box of rape?
Oct 14th, 2008, 04:00 PM
Great article, but the video was taken down by youtube. Damn Universal copyrights. Try hosting it on DailyMotion with a nonsense title. That way it'll stay up longer
Member
Oct 14th, 2008, 05:17 PM
Hey, this looks 100% badass... It is unfortunate not to be able to watch the video in all of it's excellent glory.
Member
Oct 14th, 2008, 05:19 PM
Yeah put it back up please, I didn't get a chance to watch it yet.
Scary guy
Oct 14th, 2008, 06:08 PM
Holy shit, rog! I was there the other week, too! Saturday, the day after the opening, I think.

At Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, when all of the characters were doing the big dance number, the Elf prince guy sat RIGHT NEXT to me, and started dancing all crazy.
He looked at me, and I just awkwardly looked back and did the finger point danced thing, and then he started to do it too

and yeah

ramble.
Movie Enthusiast
Oct 14th, 2008, 06:34 PM
I'm really bummed I didn't get to watch the video. Thanks for the pics, though.
Pickled Patriarch
Oct 14th, 2008, 07:16 PM
I'll do what I can to get some video footage back up. That's pretty lame it got taken down since it was just shaky hand-cam footage with bad audio 'n all... they act like we're exposing the darkest secrets of Universal Studios by showing people a few highlights from the show (a whopping 3-4 minutes worth!)
Ninja Meatloaf Fox
Oct 14th, 2008, 08:58 PM
I sensed the no longer availibility Ill go console myself by viewing sideshow attractions..
Fake Shemp
Oct 14th, 2008, 09:39 PM
I am Jack's jealous rage.
Forgets Passwords Easily
Oct 14th, 2008, 11:25 PM
I love the guy sandwiched in the adjustable bed because his mannequin feet were clearly designed for a white person, but he is MExican or something.
Former Virgin
Oct 14th, 2008, 11:27 PM
That giant Freddy snake is terrific. I want one to just have around the house.
UNCLE ******
Oct 14th, 2008, 11:59 PM
What the hell

i relly wanted to see bill and teds excellent halloween adventure

video no longer available
Pickled Patriarch
Oct 15th, 2008, 01:20 AM
Ok, I just uploaded it to the site so you guys can watch it. CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE HIGHLIGHTS
Smooth Operator
Oct 15th, 2008, 04:12 AM
Hmmm, does anyone else see the irony in the Joker being involved in the Thriller dance?
Cell Regenerated Deadite
Oct 15th, 2008, 10:17 AM
Why does all the fun shite seem to happen on the West Coast? Are you guys coming to Salem MASS -

"America's Most Exciting Halloween Festival" or so they say on their website.

Great pics as always!
Last of the Time Lords
Oct 15th, 2008, 01:32 PM
Man, nothing cool like that ever goes on near where I live. At least I can live the dream vicariously here at I-Mockery.
Member
Oct 15th, 2008, 06:46 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what half of that has to do with halloween. Retardedly funny though. Thanks for the repost!
Teenager from Mars
Oct 15th, 2008, 08:01 PM
Oh.
My.
God.

Im at a loss for words.
good fer what ails ye.
Oct 16th, 2008, 10:56 AM
THIS is why I want to be a gnome. So that I can hide in Rog's pickle hat and go to places without paying for tickets.
High Priest of Burbank
Oct 16th, 2008, 10:57 AM
NARNIA BUSINESS!!

I'm trying to decide whether Joker and a Panda doing Thriller is worse than whatever was going on with Sarah Palin and the break dancing secret service agents.
Pickled Patriarch
Oct 16th, 2008, 12:06 PM
That wasn't just any panda... it was Kung-Fu Panda!

The Joker also tried to kill Hanna Montana during the show.
Official Douchebag
Oct 16th, 2008, 04:54 PM
Looks good. I went to the Orlando one this year and it was pretty sweet. No Freddy or Jason (That was last year) But it had eight houses, a Bill and Ted Show, and for some reason a Rocky Horror Tribute show...
Member
Oct 19th, 2008, 08:11 PM
Thanks for the pics and highlights. Great stuff!
Forum Virgin
Oct 20th, 2008, 05:25 AM
Someone explain the booty shaking and crumping going on in that clip. What do those things have to do with Bill and Ted?

Rog, seriously...how did that even come up in the show? I must know how they worked that in.
Fookin' up planets!
Oct 20th, 2008, 09:36 AM
I wish I wasnt a school district employee and am broke as shit.
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I just watched the Bill and Ted vid... did I take acid this morning?
First time Forumer
Jul 28th, 2009, 04:25 PM
Freddy is welcome to rip my throat open anytime x
Forum Virgin
Oct 14th, 2010, 11:39 PM
2:30 WTF IS THAT SARAH PALIN!? lol
I also saw The Joker and a panda in the triller bg lol wow!?

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