The 2011 Eyegore Awards Ceremonies and Halloween Horror Nights!
by: -RoG-


Heading towards the next maze that piqued our curiosity... Alice Cooper: Welcome To My Nightmare.

Watching the Alice's house swallow people whole.

Hmm, like the room of your average Hot Topic shopper.

Spiders and clowns are the new cowboys and indians.

Anybody have some Bactine?

I think this is supposed to be some deep statement about how having babies will drain your bank account.

Toys used to be so much better.

This was a creepy room where everything was dark and all you could see were the illuminated eyes of pale dolls.

Headbangers no doubt waiting for Alice Cooper to take the stage.

The dread pirate Cooper?

Wait... are we in a Halloween haunt maze or a frat house?

Okay, it's a haunt. Whew.

Bloody stripper nurse?

Sure, why not. At the very least, she's in better condition than the doctor...


I felt bad interrupting this zombie's makeout session.

Nurse, when you're done stripping, you may want to check in on this patient.

A liposuction procedure gone horribly awry.


Now THIS is how you make a real Human Centipede!

Yeah... I'd be freaked out if somebody put chocolate chip cookie dough all over my face too.

This badass giant spider was hungry for more pedestrians.

Alice Cooper was at the end of the maze to send us off into the night to even more horrific sights...

... like this scary Panda Express sign! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

An abandoned factory or start of the Hostel: Hunting Season maze?

Slovakian ladies of the night try to entice you to enter the Hostel maze.

When you enter the maze, you see security cameras capturing all the family friendly things taking place inside.

See? It's not all bad... they can help you improve your posture!

He has a chainsaw... I don't think he needs to wait for somebody to unlock the door.

Choose thy weapon.

What, no throwing stars? Pfft.

Don't worry you two, I'm sure your turn is coming up soon.

Is it too much to ask for a clean rag to wipe off my chainsaw with?

I know this is where people get tortured 'n all, but do you have to sit
them in the most uncomfortable looking chairs in the world too?

A few stitches and she'll be feeling as right as rain.

Excuse me sir, but this does not look like a sterile environment for a surgical procedure!
I'd like to speak with your supervisor.

This bathtub scene would be adorable with the simple addition of a rubber ducky.

So you won't be able to wear shorts without grossing people out... it's not the end of the world, buddy.

Into the meat grinder you go!

Looks like we've arrived at the discount body parts emporium!

Yet another employee sleeping on the job. Release the hounds!

There's still more Halloween Horror fun to see!
Click here to continue onward to page 3!


Reader Comments

Basement Monkey
Sep 30th, 2011, 09:25 AM
Great pics sounds like you had a fun time, wish I could go.
Baron Von Snugglemittens
Sep 30th, 2011, 10:30 AM
every year these articles make me sad that the only event around me are a few small crummy corn mazes....still, awesome photo's!
Cranberry Everything
Sep 30th, 2011, 07:47 PM
Damn, it's good to see some new Doc Mock!
Pickled Patriarch
Sep 30th, 2011, 08:09 PM
Doc Mock will never die!
Full of Country Goodness
Sep 30th, 2011, 09:32 PM
Great update Doc, but 2 things please: 1) Who's La Llorona? Did you do an update about it? and 2) Reginald VelJohnson and Carlos Mencia there in the Krustyland photo are sitting close together... too close.
Full of Country Goodness
Sep 30th, 2011, 09:35 PM
After doing the slightest bit of research on La Llorona, I know that story. Not the horror movie it comes from, but it's a widespread legend around here in Albuquerque. Only here, people refer to her as the "Ditch Witch" because she's supposed to cry on the banks of a river where she drowned her children.
Im one good looking Troll
Sep 30th, 2011, 10:06 PM
The babies you see in page 2 is from a old Alice Cooper song called Billion Dollar Babies.
Im one good looking Troll
Sep 30th, 2011, 10:13 PM
The spiders is from his recent album Along Came A Spider and some of the hospital pics you see here is a gemmick off his video.
Sep 30th, 2011, 11:00 PM
Great article RoG. I'm glad you got some good photo's of that monstrous La Llorona head, i really wanted see that thing again but ran outta time. And yes it's good to see the Doc again and Dracula too, he was one of my favorite guest with his foul sense of humor.
Forum Virgin
Oct 1st, 2011, 07:11 PM
That second to last pic on the first pace looks like freddy.
Forum Virgin
Oct 1st, 2011, 11:20 PM
That had to have been a great time! Just seeing Sid Haig, Rob Zombie and Calico Cooper would have made the night for me.
Especially more Calico Cooper...

Rock on, Doc Mock!!
Forum Virgin
Oct 3rd, 2011, 11:27 PM
Man that is awesome! Great pics as always, looks like you had a blast! Thanks for sharing.
Oct 20th, 2011, 01:46 AM
Seems like a real blast. Wish I could check it out sometime.
Strange blob from beyond
Oct 27th, 2011, 03:03 PM
I miss my fix of the Doc :-(
Oct 30th, 2011, 06:25 PM
A fucking shame you didn't more pictures of The Thing, it was obviously the best "thing" there!
Forum Virgin
Oct 1st, 2013, 11:20 AM
God, I'm so jealous! That spider in the Alice Cooper maze (Rock on!) is SWEET!

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