KING OF
PIRATES! UNLEASH THE BEAST! Now do you see why I love these things?
I wouldn't
leave cookies out for this Santa. I'd bolt the door and sit by the
fireplace
with a shotgun to make sure that crazy jolly bastard didn't enter my
house.
I don't
know what the "Rules of the Game" are, but
apparently they involve robots and lightning bolts.
An indian
boy riding a pig. Sounds like a "party" to me!
Another
one of my favorites. A pack of wolves with bloody mouths? Why? BECAUSE THEY ATE SOME POOR WOMAN'S FINGERS! AWESOME!
See? Even
the classic horror flicks and gangster flicks have a home on these labels.
Hot
Giraffes? I've never been so turned on in my entire life.
And I don't even know how the hell Kong turned the Empire State Building
into a rocket that could fly over the Statue of Liberty but goddamn,
somebody needs to put that in a movie!
None
better than mad rat? I would disagree, but I don't want to make it even
angrier.
WHOOPEE!
My
friends, these two labels are the very definition of BADASS.
And let's
not forget mighty Sheba... Queen of the Scuttlebomb!
More
pirates... ya can't go wrong with pirates.
The black
bat one is really nice looking, but what's up with the Geo'gia Cracker
one?
That's not just some puny firecracker, that hillbilly is gonna get blown
to bits!
And they say video games are a bad influence on kids?
Oh my
fireworks have a rendezvous alright... a rendezvous in OUTER SPACE.
I'm sure
the Thunder of Orion makes wonderful music too....
Can't
leave you hanging without showing at least one crazed animal and a ninja.
Superman just might have to attack these sparklers with a super-lawsuit.
(thanks to Chris
Wahlberg for submitting this picture)
When a thunder-goddess rides toward you on her golden chariot
with a flaming horse, you can pretty much kiss your ass goodbye.
(thanks to Ash for submitting this picture)
