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Aside from
decorative urinal cakes, I really can't think of a more underappreciated
form of art than firecracker labels. Think about it. Sure you might buy
the ones that look the coolest, but soon after you're lighting 'em on
fire. The once amazing artwork is now blown to smithereens and you couldn't
care less. Well, I've always been a huge fan of the artwork on
firecrackers 'n fireworks because I often find miniature masterpieces on
them. Sometimes the art is beautiful, sometimes it's hilarious. One thing
is guaranteed though, it's always interesting.
I was happy
to find out recently that I'm not alone in my admiration for firecracker
art, because there's a decent amount of people on
eBay
who do nothing but sell and collect the labels. I've actually seen some
labels go for over $100... and why shouldn't they? It's just as valid an
art form as any other kind right? So with July 4th right around the
corner, I'd like to pay tribute to this neglected art form. I'm happy to
share with you this gallery containing some of the most interesting
firecrackers I've found. I'll interject with my comments here 'n there, but
this is mainly a gallery for your viewing pleasure. If you happen to stumble upon some cool labels at
your local fireworks stand, by all means please take some photos and
email them to me. I just might add them to this gallery!

Black Cat
is a famous brand of fireworks, but as you can see, the
original logo was FAR superior to the one that's around these days.




As you can
see, copyright infringement isn't a real concern in the fireworks
industry.
That's clearly Voltron shooting off a bunch o' fireworks... gotta
love it.

Do I
really need to say anything about these two?

Looks like
an anime that I absolutely must see. A giant demon spider eating a city.

Ah yes,
there's plenty of propaganda in the fireworks industry. For those of you
who
are still in mourning from 9/11, fret not, for these fireworks help
America Fight Back!
Notice the fat wad of chaw in the soldiers mouth? American as apple pie.
Hell yeah!

Of course,
if there's no redneck in you, perhaps you can unleash your inner-gangsta.

REMEMBER!
FORGETTING! You tell 'em, chief.


Easily
some of my favorite labels... looks like they come straight from the
Transformers.

Flying
dragons are one thing... but King Kong flying? MADNESS!


Ah yes,
the ones that appeal most to young boys. Labels with SKULLS!

Er, my
bad... the ones that appeal most to young boys are the labels with
BLONDES.
Makes the "Shoots Flaming Balls" warning on the label
take on a whole new meaning, eh?
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