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...CONTINUED

Well,
Freddy finally starts to harass Lisa in her dreams. Could this be the
point where Lisa starts to believe Merit for a change?

She
finds herself chained up while all of her friends from high school are
throwing rocks at her and calling her a nutcase. Granted, if a rock
that big hit somebody square in the face in an Elm Street dream,
they'd be pretty much dead. But I guess these just foam prop rocks,
because they bounce off of Lisa pretty easily. Merit then laughs as
Freddy slashes her back, "Let him get me, you'll wake up with
the evidence!"

Sure
enough, Lisa wakes up with some big bleeding slashes on her shoulder.
She runs downstairs and tells her mom about it, but her mom thinks
she's Merit! "I'm Lisa, she's Merit! Mom it's me!" Then
some guys in white suits drag her off to the loony bin.

Poor
Lisa, everyone thinks she's crazy Merit, and now she's stuck in a
strait-jacket with Freddy stalking her. Uh oh, he's gonna get her!
Wait! What's this?

Ha ha
ha! It was just a dream! Boy they sure had us fooled eh? Anyway, Lisa
wakes up and starts freaking out about how all Merit's talk about
Freddy made her dream about him. Lisa also yells about how Merit let
them think she was crazy, and proceeds to slap her. And this concludes
our slapfest for this particular episode of Freddy's Nightmares.
Claiming she doesn't believe in Freddy, Lisa goes downstairs to talk
to her mom about how she's been "thinking bad things about Merit"
and wishing she was an only child. Her mom responds, "What do you
mean, you are Merit!" Wait a minute, are we really awake here? Uh
oh, I think they tricked us again... those sneaky writers!

"You
wanna be an only child?" her mom laughs as she begins to plunge
kitchen knives deep into her fingers. Soon after, she morphs into
Freddy as he chuckles, "Come to momma hahahaha!"

Ok,
finally we're really awake now, I swear. Now Lisa finally believes
Merit and they decide that the only way they can beat Freddy is to
fight him together. As you can see, they're doing a damned fine job,
what with letting him toss Lisa down a flight of stairs in her school
'n all.

Later
that night they decide to go to sleep at the same time and try to find
each other in their dreams so they can battle Freddy. At first it
looks like Merit is all alone and Freddy's about to kill her. Then,
all of a sudden, Lisa appears behind him and bashes him into a pile of
dusty clothes with a lead pipe. Way to go girls! They wake up all
happy and celebrate their victory, but the battle isn't over yet.

The next
night they go to bed once again and they decide to try a new trick: if
they both wish Freddy away he should vanish. If they're both in-synch,
they'll both see and believe the same thing. Heh, whatever helps you
girls sleep at night. In their dream, Freddy captures Merit, and Lisa
tells that "bastard" to let her go. Freddy decides he wants double the
pleasure, double the fun...

In one
of my favorite moments of the series, Freddy extends his arm towards
Lisa. You can actually see the "invisible" string that is holding up
the arm as it moves, but other than that, the drippy arm looks pretty
damned cool I must say. Then it's time to start trying out their new
trick.

They
close their eyes and chant, "You don't exist, you're gone! You
don't exist, you're gone! You don't exist, you're gone! There's no
place like home!" Ok, I threw that last part in there. Don't
act like you didn't believe it though. Anyway, Freddy vanishes and it
looks like they've solved their problems right? Wrong.

Merit
wakes up, or so she thinks, and finds Lisa sitting on the couch all
depressed about how Freddy will never go away. Freddy's glove then
bursts through the couch and pulls her in as he shouts, "Fasten
your seatbelts ahahahahahaha!"

Don't
worry Merit, your sister might be dead, but at least you've still got
that guitar playing dork to keep you company. Hmm, come to think of
it, that's probably worse than being dead. Damn, Freddy sure is evil!

As
always, with the end of every Freddy's Nightmares episode, Freddy has
to make one final joke. So he has two co-joined twin dummies set up,
and then he slashes his blade right through the plastic (which of
course bleeds) to split them in two.
"Twins...
now you can tell 'em apart! Hahahahahaha!" Classic Krueger.
So that
does it for this episode of Freddy's Nightmares. I still have high
hopes that they'll eventually release all the episodes on DVD, until
then, we'll just have to make due with the few scattered episodes that
were released on VHS. Of course, if you really can't wait, you can buy
some low quality bootlegs on eBay too.
-RoG-
By the
way, I'd like to thank Esten for sending me a copy of this episode on
DVD. For some odd reason, it wasn't one of the episodes they released
on VHS tape collections here in the US, but she had a copy of it and
was generous enough to send it out to me to review.
In
case you missed it, catch our review of the
Freddy's Nightmares Pilot
Episode!

CLICK HERE TO READ OUR PILOT EPISODE REVIEW!

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