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The Melrose Trading Post!
by: -RoG-


Snoopy phones must be a real hot item at the Melrose Trading Post!

Somebody's grandma apparently left her prosthetic hand atop an comic book case.

For Aiur? Not a very fitting end for our Protoss pals.

Superhero comics and sleazy books together. Some kid is in for an a surprise.

People still trying to profit off of 9/11 eh? The Empire must be behind this...

Wherever old cassette tapes are sold, you're sure to find bands like STYX and RATT.

"The unvarnished truth about today's homosexual explosion!"

Superman gives props to McDonald's in the Old West and Squirt soda.


So this is where all Star Trek books end up.

You can't go wrong with old Garbage Pail Kids, even if they're not in the best shape.

A classic chemistry set, complete with microscope. Science!

Storing matchbooks in the sun is always a good idea.

If you want to get somebody to quit smoking, perhaps giving them this
donkey that dispenses cigarettes out of its ass will do the trick.


What's scarier? Hellraiser or the Baywatch "behind-the-scenes" story.

He may be tied up, but somebody clearly forgot to take his ray gun.

This tent had plenty of buttons to choose from including true gems such as
"Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" and "Shaq: Steel"!

Classic NES games are always a welcome sight.

Tattoo yourself like a badass and then dream about playing games on
your brand new wireless, controllerless Sony Playstation system.

The Original Bob's Big Boy - the legendary icon of classic diners.

Best. Pants. Ever?

Nothing says "I love you" like a pair of used fuzzy handcuffs.

"Lore: Data's Evil Twin Brother"
How "evil" can an android really be?

If you can think of a better way to end this Melrose Trading Post
gallery than with a photo of Cat Lovers playing cards, I'm all ears.

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