Feel sorry
for the poor kids who had to wear these shitty Halloween masks and face
their peers. There's nothing worse than going into school on "Halloween
dress-up day" in a shitty costume. You'd be better off not dressing up at
all than risking a beatdown due to your wearing an ultra-cheap plastic
mask.
Link doesn't
even look like a cute little elf. Instead, he looks like an angry elf with
giant sideburns. I guess the mask has potential if you splattered some
blood on it and you ran around completely naked. But if your intention was
to dress up as Link from Zelda, this would be an awfully bad way of going
about it.
And then
there's Mario. I know he's a cartoonish character 'n all, but damn they
stretched his ears out just a bit much don't you think? It's as if the
mask was created in tribute to Super Monkey Ball. Fact is, unless the mask
makes you look like Captain Lou Albano, you shouldn't buy it.
