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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Link and Mario Masks!

Feel sorry for the poor kids who had to wear these shitty Halloween masks and face their peers. There's nothing worse than going into school on "Halloween dress-up day" in a shitty costume. You'd be better off not dressing up at all than risking a beatdown due to your wearing an ultra-cheap plastic mask.

Link doesn't even look like a cute little elf. Instead, he looks like an angry elf with giant sideburns. I guess the mask has potential if you splattered some blood on it and you ran around completely naked. But if your intention was to dress up as Link from Zelda, this would be an awfully bad way of going about it.

And then there's Mario. I know he's a cartoonish character 'n all, but damn they stretched his ears out just a bit much don't you think? It's as if the mask was created in tribute to Super Monkey Ball. Fact is, unless the mask makes you look like Captain Lou Albano, you shouldn't buy it.

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