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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Eat your heart out, Chubby Checker!
The Roll & Rocker Controller!

Yes indeed, with the Roll & Rocker "YOU become the directional control pad!". I'm not surprised at all that this thing failed miserably... the name alone is horrible. I mean, at least if they called it the Rock & Roller it would have flowed better. It's obviously another one of those "useless gimmick" controllers for people who want to make their video games more difficult than they really are. The only good thing I can say about it is that, unlike many other gimmick controllers, it was compatible with pretty much every NES game out there. Problem is, if you weighed more than 100lbs it would likely snap under your feet.

For some reason this controller reminds me of another old toy...

l33t p0g0 fr33styl3!

Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if that's how they were invented. Somebody probably realized what a use piece of shit the Roll 'n Rocker controller really was, so they tried to make another use out of it. Rip out the middle, shove a rubber ball through it and voila! Instant Pogo-Ball!

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