Here it is,
the most over-hyped NES product ever. After seeing it being used in the
movie "The Wizard" by the evil Lucas, we all knew that if we wanted
to be "bad" like him, we had to own a Power Glove too. You make a twisting
motion, and your engines will rev, you throw a punch and your opponent
gets his ass beat. Sadly, it was too good to be true. The Power Glove
really didn't work very well with many games at all. But there were still
plenty of uses for it.
If you
wanted to pretend you were The Predator, you could put on your Power Glove
and then "initiate the self-destruct sequence". Firecrackers attached to
your chest were also an option to make your suicide more realistic. Tin
Foil also was a good way to make yourself some quick "Predator
dread-locks".
And of
course, Soda Popinski even showed me that if I'm going to be cooking
and want to hold my head up high, I need to use the Power Glove instead of
an oven mitt. A crappy controller, a Predator costume accessory, and
cooking accessory. Incredible!
