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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

The Power Is In Your Hands!
The Power Glove!

Here it is, the most over-hyped NES product ever. After seeing it being used in the movie "The Wizard" by the evil Lucas, we all knew that if we wanted to be "bad" like him, we had to own a Power Glove too. You make a twisting motion, and your engines will rev, you throw a punch and your opponent gets his ass beat. Sadly, it was too good to be true. The Power Glove really didn't work very well with many games at all. But there were still plenty of uses for it.

If you wanted to pretend you were The Predator, you could put on your Power Glove and then "initiate the self-destruct sequence". Firecrackers attached to your chest were also an option to make your suicide more realistic. Tin Foil also was a good way to make yourself some quick "Predator dread-locks".

And of course, Soda Popinski even showed me that if I'm going to be cooking and want to hold my head up high, I need to use the Power Glove instead of an oven mitt. A crappy controller, a Predator costume accessory, and cooking accessory. Incredible!

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