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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

I'm coming for you Mr. Blobby! You will be mine!
Super Mario Lemonado! (er... lemonade)

In my three years of learning Spanish (most of which I've long-since forgotten), I never knew that Nintendo had cornered the Lemonado (aka: lemonade) market. Yes indeed, what better way to quench your thirst on those hot summer days than with a can of Super Mario Lemonado that costs a buck and is the size of a shot glass? You know, I think from this day forth, anytime I see lemonade, I'm going to refer to it as "Lemonado" and I suggest you all do the same. Today... Lemonado. Tommorow... a long nap.

I don't really have anything else to say about Super Mario Lemonado. I'm FAR too fixated on the other can in the photo: MR. BLOBBY PINK LEMONADE! I don't know who Mr. Blobby is. I don't know what Mr. Blobby is. Perhaps he's a long lost relative of Kirby? Perhaps Kirby and the blob from "A Boy and his Blob" had a kid? Unfortunately, we may never know. But mark my words people, I WILL get my hands on a can of MR. BLOBBY PINK LEMONADE before I die and chug down all of its pink, blobby goodness!

(update: Thanks to all of you people in the UK for emailing me with tons of info on Mr. Blobby. I now know more about Mr. Blobby than any human being should. One person might even be sending me some of the pink lemonade, so I'll keep you guys posted.)

Super Mario Soda!

Other Nintendo beverages that were a bit easier to come by were the Super Mario sodas. The flavors were Mario Punch, Luigi Berry, Princess Toadstool Cherry and Yoshi Apple. Nothing really amazing about the sodas themselves (the Luigi and Yoshi flavors were the best of the bunch if you ask me), but the cans have become collector's items over the years.

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