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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Shoot out the church window! Score!

Not all games on the NES were actually licensed by Nintendo. One company by the name of American Game Cartridges, Inc. put out some unlicensed titles, and though they weren't always easy to find in stores, they were worth checking out if not for the sheer humor value. Their titles included Wallybear, Deathrace, Crossbow, and yes... the almighty CHILLER.

Though it wasn't nearly as "shocking" and "gory" as its arcade counterpart, the NES version of Chiller was still pretty amusing. For one thing, it had a badass digitized screaming sound when you first booted up the game. Also, to this day, I can't think of another game where you get 200 points for shooting out a crucifix-shaped church window. That right there is what I call "replay value" in my book!

And if the idea of shooting out church windows, zombies, and baby carriages wasn't enough to peak your interest, check out the box for the game:


Look at that shit! Read that friggin' tombstone: "DEAD PEOPLE ARE COOL." Could you possibly have a more awesome epitaph inscribed upon your grave? I think not. If I saw this box in the stores when I was a kid, I would have snatched it up in a heartbeat.

And what do ya know, I've even tracked down the Chiller NES Rom for you to play!
Of course, you'll also need the Nester emulator to play it

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