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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Choose Your Own... Koopa? He always could jump high!
Nintendo Adventure Books!

Ah yes, as if Nintendo Power wasn't already accountable for 99% of or reading materials, they thought they'd go after that rare 1% of kids who were actually reading books on a regular basis. And what better way to go after them than by copying the popular "Choose Your Own Adventure" format. There were 12 of these books in total, and in each of them you had to help Mario, Luigi, Link, or whoever through all sorts of puzzles. There was even a high score system for you to keep track of to see just how well you did.


Sorry, but personally, I'd take the real Choose Your Own Adventure books over these any day. The stories were a hell of a lot more interesting... I mean who the hell wants to read about Mario when you can enjoy being responsible for your character suffering a slimy death!? Now, if Nintendo had released a book based on a game such as Chiller, then maybe they'd have something really worth reading.

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