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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Whip vs. Knife? Um, I'm placing my money on the knife.
Double Dragon - The Board Game!

This was Tiger Electronics first non-electronic game... and hopefully their last. If you were too poor to buy a Nintendo Entertainment System along with a copy of Double Dragon, you could always invest in the board game version. It wasn't all that different... you could roll the dice and get weapon cards which gave you oil drums, rocks, bats, and dynamite to use on your opponents. Of course, during that time you probably tried not to cry as you looked at the screenshots of the video game you should have been playing instead.

But no... you were stuck with this:

I am the bestest MS Paint artist! Yes I am! :(

Could you possibly create a crappier looking board for the game? So they took the box art and a couple of screenshots from the game and plastered them all over a piece of cardboard. The remaining space on the board looks like it was done in MS Paint for crissakes! If I spent my money on this board game and then found this piece of shit inside, I don't think I would be able to restrain myself from driving out to Tiger's headquarters and stabbing their sad excuse for a designer in the face.

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