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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

The Zelda Game Watch!

One of the greatest Nintendo creations was the Zelda game watch. Even though the features of the games were quite limited, I cannot even begin to tell you how much time these watches could kill, especially during a droning math class lecture.

Professor: "Roger, what are you doing there?"

Me: "Shut up! I'm trying to kill a bat damnit... er... I mean, I'm just checking what time it is."

Professor: "Oh really? Then would you care to explain to the class why you've been 'checking what time it is' for the past hour?"

Me: "Goddamned bats! The Tri-Force is mine motherfuckers! What? Oh yeah, what were you saying?"

Ok, so some teachers caught onto my secret gaming adventures faster than others. I'm sure it didn't help that I often forgot to turn the sound off, which of course interrupted the teacher's lecture with the constant "beep beep boop beep boop beeps!"

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