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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

The UForce - An Overhyped Suck-O-Tron
The UForce Controller!

If I had to pick one item as the worst creation ever for the NES, it would have to be the UForce. It folded up like a laptop computer, and was promoted as a high tech "hands-free" controller... unfortunately it wasn't "suck-free".

It doesn't work!
Actor: "But this piece of shit doesn't even work!"
Director: "We're not paying to think. Act damnit!"

The commercial had me hook, line, and sinker. The guy made it look so much fun as he waved his fists past the UForce. It appeared as though it worked perfectly with the game. Believe me, it was the very opposite of "perfect". Anytime I tried to use the thing, I ended up getting my ass beat. I tried playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out with it, and I got my ass handed to me by Glass Joe. GLASS JOE! If that doesn't explain the level of SUCK that this controller had achieved, nothing else will.

The only thing left to do with a UForce controller, was drill a bunch of holes in it and play a poor man's version of "Battleship" with somebody else who was stupid enough to buy the damned thing.

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