Super Mario Bros.
or not, there was even a Super Mario Bros. Mϋsli mix. Trying to hide
health food inside a package that looked like it would be filled with
candy goodness is just plain wrong. Here's what you could find inside each
pack of Super Mario Bros. SuperMix:
kind that don't dance and sing the same Marvin Gaye song over and over)
(actually, it tasted more like the skins of bananas than the actual ones)
(dried to the point where it got crusty and crispy on the outside and
stringy and stretchy on the inside. *gag*)
food you moron, not what you've been hoping to score with a supermodel)
(probably just the seeds from inside them, not the actual papaya)
amount of sugar can hide the fact that you're still eating health food)
amount of cocoa can hide the fact that you're still eating health food
I've got nothing against 'em)
to Pjalne for finding me the list of ingredients and the photo.
I think it's
safe to say that Super Mario Bros. SuperMix was pretty bad, especially
when you could buy Mario ice cream bars or Pac Man cereal at the time.
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