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PickleMan Begins!

Controls:
Arrow Keys = Walk
Space = Raise Head
Space + Arrow Keys = Walk Fast

You'll need the Flash player plug-in to play this game.
If the controls are unresponsive, click your mouse inside the game window to activate it.

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Reader Comments

OH GOD
Apr 1st, 2008, 01:53 AM
so is there anything to do but die in amusing ways in this game
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:05 AM
preeow- odd 'n confuseratin'!
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:05 AM
PICKLEMAN ATED MY HEAD

/cry
Member (haw haw, scrotum)
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:15 AM
Only complaint i have is that the sounds are too damn loud! Other than that, it seems like a promising title with unlimited commercial potential.
Basement Monkey
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:15 AM
Well I think this is a great improvement over the original E.T. game.
Member
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:17 AM
The holes on the bottom screen (im assuming theres only 5 screens, and a 6th hole screen) were buggy (you could fall in while not even near one). Other than that, not half bad. A very effective april fool's joke.
Enginseer
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:27 AM
This keeps getting better every year -Rog-, I'd like to see you top this one next year.
OH GOD
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Durin413 View Post
The holes on the bottom screen (im assuming theres only 5 screens, and a 6th hole screen) were buggy (you could fall in while not even near one).
in other words, exactly the same as the original
Last of the Time Lords
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:57 AM
The truly sad thing is that the controls here are about 10x as responsive as in the original E.T. Game.
OH GOD
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:58 AM
oh yeah, APRIL FOOLS DAY

right
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:28 AM
APRIL FOOLS! Awesome! Go RoG!
Näyttelijäbotti!
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:36 AM
Wow, that winning screen is worth it.

Great game. Alotta memories.

The flying lizard level was the best.
Member
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:40 AM
Nice. Is there any way to win or to kill pickleman?
The Magnificent Bastard
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:50 AM
As soon as the E.T. logo showed up, I was laughing my ass off!

Bravo, Rog, Bravo!

To celebrate this, I'm giving away free chocolate!!

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grants but one wish
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:51 AM
hillariously fun, very enjoyable!
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:52 AM
ohohoh, wonderful for april fool's day
Can't touch this
Apr 1st, 2008, 03:56 AM
I WILL BEET THIS FUCKING GAME!
Yes, I DID mean BEET the game!
Fucking Finland
Apr 1st, 2008, 05:11 AM
Haha, nice one Rog
Riot Control
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:13 AM
Pickelman is quite a fast dude.
after enough bourbon ...
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:22 AM
Gee thanks, I've never ever been randomly selected for anything, ever ever ever! What luck, hey?

I only found 3 reeses pieces. ;_;
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:53 AM
Am I not the only one a little worried about the way pickleman is thrusting his crotch like that while chasing around ET.
Fanboy
Apr 1st, 2008, 07:10 AM
Mindless good fun. Thanks man. Can't wait for the multiplayer version. Is there an adult mod?
Clap if you love Dynamo
Apr 1st, 2008, 07:26 AM
I don't care if this WAS an April Fools gag, this is my new favorite game
Forum Chaos Lord
Apr 1st, 2008, 07:28 AM
Anyone else finding ET's extendo-neck(tm) Strangely Phallic?
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 08:02 AM
awsome game
Charming
Apr 1st, 2008, 08:05 AM
Should have thrown something about being randomly selected for a free i pod, or ringtones or something.
No Future Guy
Apr 1st, 2008, 08:55 AM
O noes cow patty.
Ninja in training
Apr 1st, 2008, 09:05 AM
great game? or GREATEST game?
A Total Fairy
Apr 1st, 2008, 09:21 AM
WTF ROG THAT GAME WAS SHIT I THOUGHT THE NEXT PICKLEMAN GAME WOULD BE GREAT BUT THIS SUCKS!
lurking on the walls
Apr 1st, 2008, 11:02 AM
i didn't know what to expect, but the game is kind of funny if you get all the candy lol
なにをみてんだよ
Apr 1st, 2008, 11:19 AM
I keep falling in the holes. How do you get out? Is there a walkthrough anywhere?
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 11:35 AM
truly unbelievable! i think my favourite part was the level with all the pudding cups.
Forum Chaos Lord
Apr 1st, 2008, 11:56 AM
I'M GONNA BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN
I'M GONNA BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN
I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 8 HOURS NOW
AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT

I'M ON MY 852ND TRY,
BUT I'M CONVINCED THERE'S AN ENDING
TO THIS GODDAMN GAME
I WILL BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN
What Video Games?
Apr 1st, 2008, 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaimas View Post
I'M GONNA BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN
I'M GONNA BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN
I'VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR 8 HOURS NOW
AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEATEN IT

I'M ON MY 852ND TRY,
BUT I'M CONVINCED THERE'S AN ENDING
TO THIS GODDAMN GAME
I WILL BEAT E.T. VS. PICKLEMAN


I forgot that April Fools Day can be funny. I guess it's because everyone stopped joking for some reason. Thanks for the laughs, ROG!
GET OUT
Apr 1st, 2008, 12:12 PM
HE MOVES
IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

Meaning ET. I was gonna talk about my head being eaten, but someone took my joke
Reality bores me
Apr 1st, 2008, 12:46 PM
Am I the only one severely creeped out by ET's neck?
Forum Virgin
Apr 1st, 2008, 01:11 PM
Heh heh heh... Nicely done guys (:
Who? Me?
Apr 1st, 2008, 01:42 PM
YAYZ ET

I can honestly say, this is the greatest thing I've ever been randomly selected for. Seriously. This is better than midgets wrestling on the lawn of a Dan Quayle's house while golfing with Laura Hall.
Blair got nothing on Geri
Apr 1st, 2008, 02:33 PM
stupid cow patty I was doing good...
SKATASTIC
Apr 1st, 2008, 04:28 PM
At first I thought the game was just Pickleman eated'ing E.t. I thought I won the game in the first 3 seconds....then I realized I was playing as E.t. I like my way better.
Crazy Russian
Apr 1st, 2008, 04:33 PM
It was preety sweet... But is there anything to do other then getting beaten?
Crazy Russian
Apr 1st, 2008, 04:38 PM
This isn't a Reese's, that's COW PATTY!
Built in the 80s
Apr 1st, 2008, 05:16 PM
Best game i have ever played!! How cool is it randomly falling down various pits?!

Seriously though. It was great to see Pickleman eat ET's head!
Leo Getz
Apr 1st, 2008, 06:44 PM
I like this game! Even almost as much as the original ET game.
But I think that there should be more ways to die, other than having your head ated and eating a cow pie.
I only played the game for a couple of minutes and I'm not sure if there are any other ways to die, so, yeah.
Suicidal Chipmunk
Apr 1st, 2008, 07:09 PM
I ran away from Pickleman for, like, 3 hours. I just couldn't pull myself away from this game Rog.
Leo Getz
Apr 1st, 2008, 07:52 PM
Whatever you do, DO NOT press enter while playing the game!
Fish-Waffle
Apr 1st, 2008, 08:46 PM
I just want to win once...
And be loved for who I am. Those two things, win and be loved for who I am. Thanks.
The goggles do nothing!
Apr 1st, 2008, 08:46 PM
you officially made me laugh out loud during class. Kudos!
pickled
Apr 1st, 2008, 11:26 PM
I demand you submit this to Newgrounds!
Forum Virgin
Apr 2nd, 2008, 12:38 AM
This game sucks! I can't believe they just thought they could slap PickleMan's name onto this piece of crap and expect people to play it. Somebody needs to take every copy of this game and stick in in a crater or a landfill or something.
Crazed Techno-Biologist
Apr 2nd, 2008, 12:53 AM
yes jaimas, yes it is, but this may or may not be simply stemming from deeply repressed penile fixations.
Esq.
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:02 AM
I lyke eh ah lot
Forum Virgin
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:12 AM
I hated this game with all my heart and soul. Why do I keep falling in holes for no reason. But its awesome that you can make something like this.
grants but one wish
Apr 2nd, 2008, 02:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaimas View Post
Anyone else finding ET's extendo-neck(tm) Strangely Phallic?
well, i dident want to be the first to say anything...
Forum...blow me.
Apr 2nd, 2008, 09:47 AM
Last one to play this game...couldn't stop laughing, ended getting eaten by pickle man 3 times. This one of the greatest games, up there with portal(lol).
Member
Apr 6th, 2008, 06:18 PM
I haven't laughed so hard at a game since Psychonauts. Keep up the good work RoG. BTW, how is the new Pickleman game coming along?
Can't touch this
Apr 10th, 2008, 01:00 AM
Still haven't beat it. I noticed some people up there that may not have realized it is a huge joke on the player. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Forum Virgin
Apr 20th, 2009, 07:28 PM
cow cookies buffalo bagles random stuff lol make the gamefunny
Forum Virgin
Oct 31st, 2011, 09:35 PM
Lol! XD

I remember how bad the original E.T for the Atari 2600 was.

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