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Sexual Moments in Video Game History


Kung Fu is a game a lot of us hold close to our hearts. It was one of the very first games released for the NES and therefore one of the main hour thieves back in the day when our mothers needed a break from the Super Mario Bros music. It was also one of the first NES games to advocate homosexual group sex.

Hey, guys, fresh ass over here!

If you've ever played Kung Fu, and I'm assuming you have, you probably know what I'm talking about. The 'generic guy' enemies in this game attack you not by using kung fu or at all hit or kick you: they walk up to you with their arms above their heads and then grab hold and embrace you. If one of them already is latching onto your ass, that doesn't mean the next guy is left with nothing to do. He just grabs the nearest ass and has his way with it. And so on and so forth, it's a lot like those toy train sets with magnets on the carts. Magnetic mantrain set.

He without a penis up his backside dealt it.

While I know what this looks like, I have no idea what actually is going on. So I fired up Kung Fu 2, the sequel I don't think even was released in Japan. Perhaps seven years of progress and enhanced graphics could provide an answer?

The Vulcan party hard grip!

Nope. Nice pants, though.