MUTANT NINJA TURTLES II
THE ARCADE GAME!
Ok ladies, what is
it that you find so appealing about slimy green mutated turtles? Oh
right, I forgot... NOTHING. Well, apparently there's always someone
with a fetish for just about anything out there, and April O'Neal
happens to dig the turtle schlong when it pokes out from within its
the turtles, she's once again found herself into the hands of the
foot clan (hmm, I guess their fetish is for feet?) and now she needs
to be rescued. Even worse, the Shredder seems to have turned April
over to one of his mutated minions: Baxter Stockman.
Baxter always creeped me out. Something about him just never sat
right with me.
Well anyway, Baxter
is a relatively easy boss to defeat. You just keep jumping in the
air while attacking him and he eventually kicks the bucket. Should
you be low on energy, there's a piece of pizza on the ground so you
can restore all of your health. Doesn't get much easier than that
folks. On a side note, try playing through this game and see how
many advertisements there are for "Pizza Hut" in it... you'll be
astounded. So anyway, you rescue April and... holy shit!
It appears that she
has mutated too! Look at the size of her boobs. Those things are way
out of proportion with the rest of her body... not to mention if you
scroll up and look at the previous pics of her, it's clear that her
boobs weren't that big. What did that mad scientist Baxter do to
her!? Ah well, at least she's safe in turtle hands now. Guess it's
time to collect your reward, Donatello.
can only guess what happens next.
the van starts a rockin' and it's pretty obvious what's going on in
Christ April... you already fucked him, isn't that payment enough?