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Sexual Moments in Video Game History

The first twelve were total failures.

The world of the professional assassin is a dangerous one. As shown in Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode, an assassin has to deal with snipers, the KGP, and an inexplicable inability to shoot while crouching. Still, it was all in a day's work for Golgo 13, aka Duke Togo, aka Mr. "…"

His mission is to find a man named Condor who has information regarding a stolen vaccine. Unfortunately, being an assassin, protection isn't his specialty, and poor old Condor winds up eating it moments after you meet with him. Luckily, you're able to get the info you need from him as he lies there dying. The next step is to meet with your contact at the Alex Hotel.

Busty St. Clair is in 701.

Ooh, I like the sound of this already. Not that I'm suggesting "Cherry Grace" is a bad spy name, but still…

Whatever floats your boat, Ms. Grace.

He's smiling, and it's not because that last part rhymed. No, he knows what invariably comes next when there's suspense and intrigue with spies and such.

If only Barry White were here...

Before you can say "wakka chikka," he's laying down his best moves for Cherry Grace. Eat your heart out, James Bond. Before you were out driving fancy cars and battling midget hat-tossers, Duke Togo was shooting the bad guys and nailing the hot chicks, all in one night. Better still, once the lights go out, your health refills completely. Forget about the healing power of laughter, Duke has the cure-all everybody needs.

He's got his peeping face on.