The world of the
professional assassin is a dangerous one. As shown in Golgo 13: Top
Secret Episode, an assassin has to deal with snipers, the KGP, and
an inexplicable inability to shoot while crouching. Still, it was
all in a day's work for Golgo 13, aka Duke Togo, aka Mr. "…"
His mission is to find a man named Condor who has information
regarding a stolen vaccine. Unfortunately, being an assassin,
protection isn't his specialty, and poor old Condor winds up eating
it moments after you meet with him. Luckily, you're able to get the
info you need from him as he lies there dying. The next step is to
meet with your contact at the Alex Hotel.
Ooh, I like the
sound of this already. Not that I'm suggesting "Cherry Grace" is a
bad spy name, but still…
He's smiling, and
it's not because that last part rhymed. No, he knows what invariably
comes next when there's suspense and intrigue with spies and such.
Before you can say
"wakka chikka," he's laying down his best moves for Cherry Grace.
Eat your heart out, James Bond. Before you were out driving fancy
cars and battling midget hat-tossers, Duke Togo was shooting the bad
guys and nailing the hot chicks, all in one night. Better still,
once the lights go out, your health refills completely.
Forget about the healing power of laughter, Duke has the cure-all
everybody needs.
