This was easily one
of my favorite wrestling games ever (along with Tag Team Wrestling
for the NES). The nice thing about this one was that you had a
variety of characters to choose from, each with a few special moves
of their own. Hell, you could even be a freakish Amazon monster guy
who chomped on his opponents faces. CHOMPED ON THEIR FACES!
Still, amongst all of the cool aspects of the game, there was a
perverted moment that most people caught. Granted, wrestling can
often look perverted, but this particular moment definitely stands
out.
The most
devastating move in the game was a "pile driver", but like a few
other powerful moves, you had to get your opponent weak enough
before you could execute it. Now if your opponent wasn't weak enough
and you still tried to execute the pile driver, this is what
happened:
"I think I might have a rash. Here, have a closer look."
Basically, you'd
shove the poor bastard's face directly into your crotch - a move
that is far more brutal than a pile driver if you ask me. To make
matters worse, your character's face makes an expression as if he's
in ecstasy while his opponent is buried in his groin.
Now if the guy
wants some head, that's fine, but he should at least be polite
enough to ask first instead of just shoving the other guy's face
down there.
Ok maybe not. I
guess it would've been best if they just left those frames of the
animation out. Hell, if you were to shove that Amazon guy down
there, he'd be likely to bite your lil' winky off. :o
Oh
cry all you want, but you're not getting pity from me you sick,
twisted pervert.
