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Sexual Moments in Video Game History

Pro Wrestling... it's American as French Fries!

This was easily one of my favorite wrestling games ever (along with Tag Team Wrestling for the NES). The nice thing about this one was that you had a variety of characters to choose from, each with a few special moves of their own. Hell, you could even be a freakish Amazon monster guy who chomped on his opponents faces. CHOMPED ON THEIR FACES! Still, amongst all of the cool aspects of the game, there was a perverted moment that most people caught. Granted, wrestling can often look perverted, but this particular moment definitely stands out.

The most devastating move in the game was a "pile driver", but like a few other powerful moves, you had to get your opponent weak enough before you could execute it. Now if your opponent wasn't weak enough and you still tried to execute the pile driver, this is what happened:

Oh yeah! That's the spot! Right there baby!
"I think I might have a rash. Here, have a closer look."

Basically, you'd shove the poor bastard's face directly into your crotch - a move that is far more brutal than a pile driver if you ask me. To make matters worse, your character's face makes an expression as if he's in ecstasy while his opponent is buried in his groin.

Now if the guy wants some head, that's fine, but he should at least be polite enough to ask first instead of just shoving the other guy's face down there.

Well, at least he was polite this time. :(

Ok maybe not. I guess it would've been best if they just left those frames of the animation out. Hell, if you were to shove that Amazon guy down there, he'd be likely to bite your lil' winky off. :o


Oh cry all you want, but you're not getting pity from me you sick, twisted pervert.