If you’ve seen one
game about rival gang members vying for control of a city, you’ve
seen ‘em all. Back in the 90s, gangs used to fight all the time, but
rather than direct confrontation, one gang would kidnap a beloved
member of their rival gang, and thus challenge their rivals to a
city-wide brawl, sans guns (except for one guy, and that guy would
be a really lousy shot). Unfortunately for players in the US,
members of the international community were privy to a unique view
of Dead End City’s extremely friendly locals:
These gentlemen
presented a new reason why you should be extra careful not to let
yourself be surrounded during a fight. Their attack, while not
particularly deadly, is nevertheless one of the most frightening
attacks in the game. The effect is diminished, however, when in a
fit of frottage, the leather-clad gang members will run over to a
light pole and hump it until the bulbs fall out and smash their
heads in. Fearsome.
And what’s this?
Why, it’s one of the vicious Dobermans found throughout the game.
This one looks a bit tired, though. I’m not one to be fooled,
though. I know that it’s just faking it, waiting for me to make a
mistake so that it can rip my throat out. Well not today, mutt.
Hey, what the hell?
Augh! Get him off me! GET HIM OFF ME!!!
