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VOLLEYBALL!
Ah volleyball... what would sandy beaches be without this game? Ok,
they'd still be sandy beaches. But still, volleyball is one of those
sports that has gained popularity over the years mainly because it
has athletic women jumping around in very little clothing. In all
honesty, I think the game was just a big joke on women. Guys would
get them to play the game in bikinis and jump up 'n down all day in
the hot summer weather. It's basically a way of getting girls to
jump on trampolines, without the trampolines.
So with the popularity
of women's volleyball on the rise, some video game companies have
been picking up on this. I'm sure you've all seen the "Dead or Alive
Xtreme Beach Volleyball" game for the Xbox. Actually, I'm not sure
there is a game in there. I think it's just a disc filled with 3D
women who have extremely... er... sorry, I mean Xtremely
jiggly body parts. You can bet your bottom dollar that the only
people buying this game were horny teenagers that were able to
convince their parents that this was nothing but a sports game. Then
while mom was out buying them Lunchables meals for the upcoming
school week, the kids would spend their time at home, ferociously
masturbating to CGI women in skimpy bikinis that couldn't
POSSIBLY stay on them in a real game of volleyball.
Still, as
controversial as this new game was, it's not the first game to
associate volleyball with masturbation. You see, back in the golden
days of the Nintendo Entertainment System, there was another
volleyball game. Only difference is, this game didn't have the women
with enormous breasts. This volleyball was simply a suggestive game
on what one should do with his time when he's not busy spiking the
ball. But before we begin, we must do the honorable thing and bow to
our opponents...
Now that we have done
the honorable thing, it's time to sink this game to a whole new kind
of low with...
PUBLIC
MASTURBATION!
That's right, whenever
our volleyball playin' pals aren't busy trying to hit the ball onto
the other side of the net, they stand around and practice jerking
off. With blatantly suggestive games like this one, it's pretty easy
to see how games like "Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball" came
to be years later.
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