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Sexual Moments in Video Game History


Gourmet Sentai Bara Yarou is a bit of an odd duck. But then again, it was only meant to be released in Japan, the country of tentacle-rape ducks, so one shouldn't be too surprised.

What the game is about, nobody knows. There's an intro featuring mad scientists, human-gro pods and Playboy bunnies, but it muddles more than it clarifies. It's a good thing, then, that the gameplay is pretty much identical to your average Double Dragon knock-em-out.

But while the Lee brothers only had to deal with punks and raging body-builders, the three heroes of Gorumet have to fight off every reject of nature and science you could possibly think of. For example:


Mr. Cock Rocket. This guy will come crashing down with his explosive manhood and rock your face apart.

Robonuki gon' mess you up

Robot Tanuki is inspired by a Japanese mythological creature famous for its virility and monstrous penis. This guy was the inspiration for Tanooki Mario from SMB 3, only we were spared the two-foot schlong trailing between the plumber's legs. Or were we?

Time for your daily manjuice injection

This guy has a... well, I don't really have to tell you what he has, do I? Instead, let me show you what he does with it:

Say when
Too hot for television!

And finally there are the tiny little guys riding floating robot heads. How do floating robot heads attack, you ask?


By GIVING floating robot head, of course.

"Mr. Robot Chef, you wouldn't BELIEVE what I go through for your salad."

Boy, it's a good thing you've got a robot chef who can fix you some salad after all that abuse. Did I mention this game seems to be about beating people up to get ingredients for dinner? Shouldn't be too surprising at this point.