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Sexual Moments in Video Game History

It took over a hundred dollars, but I beat it!

Few games were ever as daunting as Ghosts ‘n Goblins, and its sequel, Ghouls ‘n Ghosts. I myself have spent countless hours on the games, slaying unmentionable horrors and avoiding that damned torch weapon that falls out of your hand and explodes. And don’t get me started on that frigging red demon that flew around dive-bombing you right when you least expected it. He can kiss my ass.

Anyway, the real problem was that you could only be hit twice before you died. Now, fighting your way through the legions of hell is hard enough, but worse than that is having to fend off scores of the damned in your underwear, and that’s exactly what you had to do if you took that first hit.

Ah, progress.

Here, we see the evolution of King Arthur and his fabulous undies, from his flamboyant Valentine’s Day red briefs to his flashy polka dot boxers.


Yes sir, Arthur was not one to take crap from any zombies, or giant worms, or puking pigs, or giant flaming bears. He face ‘em all, even when he was down to his skivvies. Not only that, but he was defiant about it the whole time:

Look, an eclipse!

That’s right, evil. When others would balk in terror, Arthur invites all of you to take a long hard look at the moon. In your face!

Nothing can get this man down.