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Sexual Moments in Video Game History


Iíve never been a big fan of sports games (with the exception of Pigskin Footbrawl). However, something caught my eye when I was checking out Baseball Stars 2. Something aside from the fact that your teams consisted of grown men with names like Vixen, Mummy, and Anthrax.

It was just another day at the ballpark. I was getting my ass handed to me by the Seoul Ivorys (spelled just like that), and the fans in the stands were eating it up. It was the bottom of the ninth, and I had just put in another quarter because the game assured me that we could still win, even though we were down ten to zero. The pitcher pitched, I swung the bat, and the ball went right into the hands of the shortstop. Game over. I lamented the loss, and the fans cheered...

Quick, turn off the Jumbo-tron!

Whoa, what the hell? I know youíre excited for your team, lady, but put that hand away! There are children present!

Delay of game penalty on the woman with the busy hand.

The umpire called for a time out, but it was too late. The damage had been done.

With voyeurism, everybody wins

Well, at least it cheered everybody up. My boys needed some cheering up after their resounding defeat. God bless you, crazy lady.

The inspiration for the bobblehead doll.