Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.
This concludes our 2008 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!
*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.
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Reader Comments
Sorry, that was my inner Borat. Great job everyone! If you play your cards right, there could be a gift basket in your future! Keep it up.
Not enough to give me sex, but it was good none the less.
Pretty funny stuff guys, glad that this has become a tradition.
Best was the Death one though, that was ace! XD
I don't think anything will top the "Temple Of Doom" and "Suicide Pact" ones from the first year.