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Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2008 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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I-Mockery's 2007 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!
I-Mockery's 2007 Edition Valentine's Day Cards!

Reader Comments

Radio Ninja
Feb 13th, 2008, 07:44 AM
OK, but how do I print these and give them to my co-workers and loved ones? I wish to for I am to spread the cheeks of the Valentine? I read about the animal carcass and making the love hot so I wish to share.

Sorry, that was my inner Borat. Great job everyone! If you play your cards right, there could be a gift basket in your future! Keep it up.
lurking on the walls
Feb 13th, 2008, 09:10 AM
some of those are funny as hell
From the Home of MST3K
Feb 13th, 2008, 09:49 AM
LAst year I gave a diabetic-since-birth friend of mine the Diabetes one, and she loved it.

Not enough to give me sex, but it was good none the less.
<me|yourmom> = you
Feb 13th, 2008, 10:00 AM
These are always my favorite things to read every year.
<me|yourmom> = you
Feb 13th, 2008, 10:01 AM
Well, these and all of the Halloween stuff. Halloween=best holiday ever
magical sea leprechaun
Feb 13th, 2008, 03:18 PM
HI-fucking larious
I hate this hacker crap!
Feb 13th, 2008, 04:02 PM
If all goes well I'll take some of these and the older ones to spread some loooove.

Pretty funny stuff guys, glad that this has become a tradition.
pickled
Feb 13th, 2008, 04:32 PM
Cthulu can definitely do better.
Cartoonist extraordinaire
Feb 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM
I featured one in my Devjournal, because it suits my situation so well!
GoldMember
Feb 13th, 2008, 08:40 PM
They were all aweosme.
Best was the Death one though, that was ace! XD
MMA for Life.
Feb 13th, 2008, 08:44 PM
good stuff
Freak Power
Feb 13th, 2008, 09:21 PM
great stuff for goofy folks
Mr. everywhere
Feb 13th, 2008, 10:08 PM
hilarious :D
Forum Virgin
Feb 13th, 2008, 11:15 PM
love the zelda one so cute i wish someone would kill a mini boss for me
Forum Chaos Lord
Feb 14th, 2008, 01:19 AM
The Disco one and Zelda ones are cute.
Is a thin donkey
Feb 14th, 2008, 01:42 AM
Fantastic work, as always. These just seem to get better every year...
Clap if you love Dynamo
Feb 14th, 2008, 06:53 AM
I think the "pwn this noob" one was by far the best one :D
after enough bourbon ...
Feb 14th, 2008, 09:40 PM
One word - awesome!
The Magnificent Bastard
Feb 14th, 2008, 11:28 PM
I think, the best one this year is the "ripped out heart" one.

I don't think anything will top the "Temple Of Doom" and "Suicide Pact" ones from the first year.
Forum Virgin
Feb 14th, 2008, 11:56 PM
LMAO @ The "Death" and the "Pwn this Noob" Valentine
What Video Games?
Feb 15th, 2008, 12:35 AM
I love the Cthulu one and the one on Disco. I'd say this is the best series of cards yet!
Forum Virgin
Feb 17th, 2008, 03:10 AM
Great stuff even better than'07
Banned
May 16th, 2008, 11:02 PM
cool

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