Valentine's Day cards for your loved ones! E-cards!
by: The I-Mockery Staff

Valentine's Day is almost here, and for those of you wanting to make it nice for that special someone in your life, we've created these wonderful cards to give them. After all, chances are you're going to spend a fortune this "holiday" on flowers and candies and plush toys and dinners and hotels and god knows what else. Might as well save a few bucks and use one of our free cards... they're every bit as good as a Hallmark.

This concludes our 2012 edition Valentine's Day cards. By all means, share one or share them all with your loved one(s). We guarantee they'll add some real spice* to your relationship! Happy Valentine's Day!

*threats, violence, restraining orders, etc.

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Reader Comments

Feb 14th, 2012, 01:09 PM
Hahaha, as soon as I saw the "interesting first date" one, I knew I was in for some classic I-Mockery.
Feb 14th, 2012, 03:00 PM
Good stuff these are all great. that last one is a feast for the eyes, my eyes are fat and bulging now from consuming too much awesome. and the soccer player acting like a five year
old is great too.
Feb 14th, 2012, 03:03 PM
That last picture on its own really should be in a museum.
Pickled Patriarch
Feb 14th, 2012, 09:39 PM
Thanks, glad you like 'em! Also, for those of you who don't follow Abobo's Big Adventure on Facebook, here's an extra card:

Forum Chaos Lord
Feb 19th, 2012, 01:10 PM
Always love this segment when it comes up.

Also, place your bets: How many of these do you think Max Burbank's actually given people?

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