Whoaaah! Photo opportunities with cardboard cutouts? Man... this city has
it ALL!
In the future, all t-shirts will be animated and awesome.
Why go to France when we've got the sights of Paris right here in Vegas?
No, that's not the sky, that's how they painted the ceiling.
Easily one of the coolest indoor environments in all of Vegas.
Another nice indoor shot of Paris.
Ooo la la bathrooms!
The musically-synchronized fountains were great... for about 10 seconds.
Stephen Colbert and I have something in common:
If we had a Christmas tree, we'd want it to be made of BALLS.
The hand-blown glass flower ceiling of the Bellagio is definitely
something
everyone should make a point of checking out when in Las Vegas.
See what I mean? Looks even better in person, believe me. There's 2000 of
'em!
The Botanical Gardens were all decked out for the holidays. I wanted to
glue
a bottle of coke to the polar bear's hand, but had no glue or coke. Damnit.
Worry not, nerds, geeks and dweebs! If gambling, prostitution and
Siegfried & Roy
aren't your cup o' tea, Vegas still has you covered with Star Trek action!
I'm sure Scotty's down below, keeping it working properly.
Don't try taking a photo next to them. First they'll beat you, then
they'll eat you.
These lil' Tribbles vibrated and made squeaky noises.
And then they multiplied tenfold.
Sulu's Original Spicy Asian Wing Sauce! Hotcha Totcha!
I'd rather drink the hot sauce.
Kiss the cook or you'll get the Vulcan Death Grip, got it?
Geordi's Visor! Was $7000. Now $1650.00! For either price, it had
better also allow you to live in Mr. Reading Rainbow's house for a year.
Aside from the 4D rides, Quarks bar & restaurant is another one of the
highlights.
What's odd is that, in my experience, themed restaurants like this
normally serve mediocre food at best, but Quarks actually has good stuff.
In all honesty though, everybody really goes there for the novelty drinks.
Colorful red and blue drinks that come bubbling with dry ice!
And then there's the extra-large fishbowl-sized communal drinks! Down the
hatch!
Oh yeah, the drinks stained people's tongues nicely too.
The flaming ribs were also quite popular with everybody.
Being well known for my adventurous food-tasting habits, I went with... A BURGER AND FRIES! And lemme tell ya... it was interstellar.
LOL
But hey, if the space snacks aren't your cup o' tea, you can always have a
Star Trek wedding. Just kidding! We all know that no Star Trek nerd could
find a girl to marry him. HAR HAR HAR! NERD JOKES NEVER GET OLD!