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A Conversation With Joaquin
by: Max Burbank

A Conversation With Joaquin

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Coryjonc Coryjonc is offline
Shining Beacon of Virtue
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:39 AM
So who's actually gonna buy his Hip-Hop album?
Creepy-critters Creepy-critters is offline
40 pound box of rape?
Feb 19th, 2009, 10:28 AM
I'll buy the super special mega awesome edition with included beard comb
rizzo rizzo is offline
is hopped up on goofballs
Feb 19th, 2009, 10:55 AM
Ha ha this is better than his boring ass Letterman interview, that's for sure. Great job Max!
Captain PirateFace Captain PirateFace is offline
Fookin' up planets!
Feb 19th, 2009, 12:48 PM
Why is nobody shaking the shit out of him screaming in his face.. "WAKE UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE A TARD!!!"
pac-man pac-man is offline
Oozes machismo
Feb 19th, 2009, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Coryjonc View Post
So who's actually gonna buy his Hip-Hop album?
There won't be an album. God, please, let there not be an album.
Julio Julio is offline
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Feb 19th, 2009, 03:16 PM
There can't be a more appropiate representation of a damn good actor turned into a homeless artist, selling his paintings in the alleys.
HowardC HowardC is offline
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Feb 20th, 2009, 12:47 AM
It could be worse... he could think he is Chris Gaines
greenimp greenimp is offline
grants but one wish
Feb 20th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Pac-man: http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/sons...lbumId=1545223


sorry, couldent resist XD
rizzo rizzo is offline
is hopped up on goofballs
Feb 20th, 2009, 09:58 AM
Then again, this guy's rich...if I had as much money as him I'd probably see how long I could get away with being nuts too.
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Oozes machismo
Feb 20th, 2009, 10:19 AM
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lol... as long as it's that Joaquin and not the other one. I'm pretty sure this whole thing is a farce, and that Phoenix is just showing an Andy Kaufman-like level of dedication to this character he's portraying.
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Feb 20th, 2009, 12:34 PM
"I guess however you slice it, I end up coming out kind of a dick ..."

Brilliant Max.
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Feb 20th, 2009, 01:51 PM
It would be hilarious if he made a good hip-hop album.
MarioRPG MarioRPG is offline
I hate this hacker crap!
Feb 20th, 2009, 06:06 PM
I don't think those exist, Nick.
Kitsunexus Kitsunexus is offline
Turrican't. :(
Feb 21st, 2009, 01:36 PM
MarioRPG: They do exist, but stopped after '97.
Pentegarn Pentegarn is offline
WHAT'S THIS?!
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:55 AM
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It would be hilarious if he made a good hip-hop album.
There's no way it'll be good. But if he does make an album, I suspect we will have a good new Albums that Sucked article
0dd1 0dd1 is offline
Who? Me?
Feb 25th, 2009, 01:52 PM
I'll probably get it just to laugh, possibly.
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Forum Virgin
Mar 10th, 2009, 11:35 PM
Personally, I think whatever he's doing is pretty entertaining. Sure beats the usual Hollywood bullshit you see on TV.
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Sep 8th, 2010, 07:52 AM
Just saw the trailer for the upcoming doc/mocumentry. I think it's great, kinda reminds me of something Andy Kaufman would do and he was pretty awesome. Regardless of the final result, real or fake I think the movie will be entertaining either as a brilliant film or a train wreck you cannot walk away from.
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