Why Ska Why?

Have you ever wondered what motivates a person to listen to ska music? I have, and I think I've come up with some pretty good reasons. Take a look and see:

1. To get that special someone in "the mood"...
         ...TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR PLAYING CRAP!

2. The oh-so-hip checkered design reminds them of NASCAR racing.

3. Poison Control now recommends that you turn on ska music if you've accidentally swallowed a harmful chemical. Immediate Self-induced Vomiting!

4. Those with a hearing impairment like to play it when people make jokes about how they can't hear. "Hah! Don't you wish you couldn't hear this crap now like me!? IT'S GOOD TO BE DEAF WHEN SKA IS PLAYING!"

5. When someone loses a bet. (ouch!)

6. When Kevorkian is trying to help a person make up his/her mind about killing themselves.

7. If you don't have a bug bomb handy, play ska to remove any infestation in your home.

8. When medieval torture just doesn't get the job done there's always ska.

9. Instead of playing generic horror music in a horror movie, when a person is about to get killed, play some ska and then people will REALLY scream!

10. Because the person also enjoys other musical delights" such as Kenny G, Michael Bolton, David Hasselhoff, and John Tesh.

More reasons will come soon. Feel free to submit some of your own to me. If they're good enough, I'll put them up on this page! Email Me!

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