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THIS PAGE IS FOR INTERNATIONAL ORDERS (OUTSIDE THE U.S.) ONLY.

Looking for that special gift for mom? Ever dream of being the envy of everyone? Do you value novelties far more than necessities like food and shelter? Want to help support the greatest comedy / entertainment site on earth?

If you answered "YES!" to any of the above questions, then you've come to the right place! Welcome to the I-Mockery's official online store where you can simultaneously help keep the site running and get some spiffy merchandise for yourself! If you have any questions about our products, please send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. And yes, we're more than happy to sign any of the products you order from us. Just include a note with your order so we know if you want any of the items signed and who we should make it out to.

Customers located within the continental United States, please visit our U.S. Domestic Store page to place your orders.


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PickleMan's "Forbidden Love" T-Shirt!
Our newest t-shirt relates to an Flash game gag from a few years ago that we ran on the site. It touched many Atari 2600 and PickleMan fans alike. And now it can touch you too (literally) as you wear it with pride! Their love may be forbidden, but their shirt is not. (Shirt color is black)

Forbidden Love T-Shirt - $16.00 (plus $6.00 s&h)

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The "Awesome" Glow-In-The-Dark Shark T-Shirt!
We all know that having a t-shirt with a shark on it that reads "awesome" would be... well... awesome. But, what if you made that same shirt GLOW IN THE DARK? Well, I think it's obvious that you'd be the proud owner of one of the greatest t-shirts in the history of the world. (Shirt color is black).

Awesome Shark T-Shirt - $16.00 (plus $6.00 s&h)

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Official I-Mockery Pickle Hats!
Accept no substitutions! These are the real deal. You guys asked for 'em and we're happy to finally have them in stock! Now you too can look just like PickleMan himself! And since the hats come in packs, you can give some to your friends to wear and start your own local pickle crew. Be sure to send us photos of you wearing your pickle hats as we'll soon be assembling an online gallery of all our faithful pickle hat wearing brethren!

Pickle Hats 5-Pack - $10.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)


Pickle Hats 10-Pack - $15.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)


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I-Mockery's "Ultimate Retro Beach Party" Pixel Poster!
What was originally supposed to be a new seasonal menu graphic on I-Mockery was expanded upon greatly and turned into an extremely colorful poster! If you're a fan of isometric pixel art and all things retro (ie: basically anything we've written about on this site) then you're going to LOVE this poster! It's stuffed with more classic characters than you could imagine and always gets people talking. Plus, anybody who purchases it will be given a link so a secret link containing the complete legend for the poster! (Poster is roughly 34" x 13.5" and ships rolled in a tube)

Retro Pixel Poster - $10.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

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"PickleMan" Comic Book!
Back by popular demand, I-Mockery's first comic book is 28 full-color pages of pickled goodness! In this special print issue, written by -RoG- with art by -PoX-, PickleMan takes on the subject of censorship in the video game industry. Just how "happy" can they make his games before he goes insane? You'll have to read the comic to find out!

PickleMan Comic Book - $5.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"Henching" Comic Book!
I-Mockery's newest comic book, written by Protoclown with art by Shironu Akaineko, is all about the lives of henchmen and the crap they have to put up with on a daily basis working for their evil super-villain bosses! Fans of The Venture Bros. will surely get a kick out o' this comic book! (note: Henching orders are shipped separately from all other products in the I-Mockery store)

Henching Comic Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"Square Shoes & Black Fungus" Comic Book!
Written and illustrated by Marie Barr, Square Shoes & Black Fungus is a strange tale of a sad man. It features a double page puke spread and some dead ants.

Square Shoes Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)

"The Happy Birthday Book" Comic Book!
Written and illustrated by Marie Barr, The Happy Birthday Book retells a dream. Or is it a prediction? A visual stream of consciousness.

Happy Birthday Book - $3.00 (plus $4.00 s&h)
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The I-Mockery Button Pack!
This snazzy pack features six (6) colorful buttons for you to wear with pride wherever you go! Plus, with every order, we'll throw in a bonus PickleMan button (while supplies last). 7 buttons? Egads!

I-Mockery Button Pack - $6.50 (plus $1.00 s&h)
Order a pack of I-Mockery's Shiny Stickers!

"I-Mockery Gave Me Something Shiny" Reflective Stickers!
These stickers are so shiny they're damn near blinding! And they're guaranteed to make you happy! You can even use them as a mirror. Well, it's more like a funhouse mirror, but a mirror nonetheless!

Shiny Sticker 5-Pack - $5.00 (plus $1.00 s&h)


Shiny Sticker 10-Pack - $9.00 (plus $1.00 s&h)

If you have any questions about your order or our merchandise, email us: webmaster@i-mockery.com

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